Andrew Phoenix

I'm a coder, father, husband, cook, musician, ceo, gamer. Not necessarily in that order. He / him.

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My teenager is interested in being a lawyer, and is super pedantic. I am exhausted, and I probably deserve this.

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@paulybengali You are legitimately one of my favourite guests on Taskmaster of all time. I <3 you enough to break a 9 month twitter hiatus.

I hope that the love you receive outweighs the hate.

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When the internet is out, my ability to *do* things drops by about 60%.

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@TekSavvyCSR @ChasBirkett Thanks for updating the map, and the for quick and helpful service.

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@TekSavvyCSR You have listed the current Guelph outage (Rogers) as resolved, but based on my internet, and that of almost everyone I know, I think it should probably not be marked as resolved just yet.

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@TekSavvyCSR The Vendor also put their outage map in maintenance mode. ;)

I've sent you a DM.

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John Cena and the Rock are great wrestlers-that-became actors. Dave Bautista is a great actor that dabbled in wrestling.

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The "Connections" game on in @nytimes games section is pretty great. It has joined in a trio of must-dos (along with Wordle and the Crossword): https://t.co/UEKz6N10B3

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How do people even use Windows as an OS, it's such hot fucking garbage.

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@EqualPowerCAN Didn't you just say the same thing twice?

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@CLadnerFreeman @Matt_has_CP_PhD Congratulations to both of you! It's hard to believe it has been seven years since your beautiful wedding - in some ways it feels like just the other day, and in some ways it feels like decades.

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@Eve6 I love her optimism, thinking that the demographic that likes NIN and the demographic of middle aged dads who golf are not almost a circle.

NIN is dad music now.

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If there was, say, some secret other social site like this one, my handle there would probably be the same, if you were looking for me. Hypothetically.

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@zanade I'm glad you're enjoying it! I love how easy it is to make great coffee with.

I frequently fall short on my water goals, and I'm a behemoth. Not sure how someone half my size would even get close!

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"Jerusalem artichoke" had two words in it t and they are both wrong.

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@franklinleonard @nlyonne @melanielynskey Can we add @cleaduvall into the mix?

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@apnerve Yes, definitely. Input and output devices are one of the most important things to have in good quality.

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RIP David Brandt. It was honest work, and it was more than "not much".

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At mass for a family members first communion. 15 minutes before it started, the priest made an announcement for everyone to stop excitedly greeting each other and to be quiet.

So out of touch.

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Everytime the crossword automatically pauses while I'm thinking, I feel judged.