Andrew Christopher Plock

Former lots of stuff, current couple of things. Associate Creative Director // Recreation Dallas. Level 7 Google Local Guide which means absolutely nothing.

[Andrew Christopher Plock @AndrewPlock]

me: look you're the fertility expert so just give it to me straight doc.

doc:

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Environmental regulation, bodily autonomy, separation of church & state: *exists*

US Supreme Court:

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Wow, thanks @McDonalds for reminding me my fries died in the line of duty.

[Hollywood T @tyler_is_comedy]

“Is this your sign?”- Bill Engvall doing close up magic

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@tyler_is_comedy "When the prodigal son returned, the father was filled with joy. His faithful son was enraged at this unconditional love for his estranged brother.

The father, seeing this anger, said, 'be glad, for your brother was once lost, now found. And in the end it doesn't even matter."

[Hollywood T @tyler_is_comedy]

I think I found the most psychotic account on TikTok

[UDF @udf_official]

When your fuel savings are riding on this game.

[Andrew Christopher Plock @AndrewPlock]

You ever stop to think the biggest guy in the yard is just super bummed every new inmate immediately tries to start a fight during their first day in prison?

The guy leads the book club and you want to slap the pudding cup out of his hand? Unreal.

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@tyler_is_comedy Wait, why is The Hill reporting this? It's not like this is backchannel news in Congress.

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

an extremely gucci movie

[Andrew Christopher Plock @AndrewPlock]

Kelly Clarkson sings MCR's "Welcome to the Black Parade" once on her show and it's "brave."

I go for a record seven-in-a-row run at karaoke and it's "sad and concerning"? You for real?

[z a c @zaccrain]

downtown dallas today:

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@tyler_is_comedy Now there are ants marching...in his blood stream.

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@melanieshotz Whoa, PS4. Nice!

[Laredo Taco Company @LaredoTacoCo]

como ya dije, it’s #nationaltacoday. if u wanna celebrate w/ me raise your hand ✋ so i can put a free chicken or beef fajita taco in it 👀

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@tonyaewalt Wow, can't believe I've dodged a bullet for the 32nd year in a row.

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Can't believe I didn't get asked to join SNL for the 32nd year in a row.

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@Bowling4day Dallas Creamer sounds like when you modify a latte with oat milk.

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This is why we should tax the rich.

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@camgold Look, I don't want to speculate, but did being 5'7" save Hamilton's neck from VerTallen??

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Sometimes I get sad that I'm not that tall. Especially when I think about how my boys will probably be my height or shorter. Then I see how most F1 drivers are sub 5'9" and feel like there's hope.

[Andrew Christopher Plock @AndrewPlock]

Also, @LewisHamilton has 6'1" energy and I would have thought he was at least close to that height.