Andrew Powell

Was once handsome and funny.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

One of the greatest of all-time.

A legend. A genius.

You changed Cricket.

RIP Shane Warne ❤️

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

@jrdwilkinson @Transit_Jam Everything...

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

Seems freedom of speech is heading down the toilet. Whats going on @Twitter ?

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

@BBCNews STOP your constant “we ask when restrictions can be lifted” narrative. You are not helping. They will be lifted when the country is ready for them to be lifted. All you do is fuel confusion and raise false expectations in easing lockdown. It is irresponsible.

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

Hmmm....

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

@BBCNews STOP your constant “we ask when restrictions can be lifted” narrative. You are not helping. They will be lifted when the country is ready for them to be lifted. All you do is fuel confusion and raise false expectations in easing lockdown. It is irresponsible.

[Checkify 🚀 @Checkify]

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[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

Thrilled to be attending #StartUp2021 today and representing https://t.co/RLJqK0c1JN. Everything you need to know for starting your business, all in one virtual space.

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[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

@cathaypacific FUCK YOU CATHAY YOU CUNTS

[MrHigginsMultiSports @MrHmultisports]

Ahhh!!! Terry Wogan 😪😪 @BBCCiN #ChildrenInNeed

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The Prime Minister has treated the British people with contempt.

One rule for Dominic Cummings, another for everybody else.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Ho bloody ho.

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

Love Crouchy

[TheKop.com @TheKop_com]

Happy 38th Birthday @petercrouch! One of the most underrated footballers there is. Could watch that perfect hat-trick against Arsenal all day 🙌

👤 134 Apperances
⚽️ 42 Goals
🏆 1x Community Shield
🏆 1x FA Cup

#LFC #YNWA https://t.co/lwsYTJVr6m

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

hahaha

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

EXCLUSIVE: Footage of Theresa May on her way to the Tory party conference...

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

Could not agree more!

[TIME @TIME]

"Every job is worthwhile." Former 'Cosby Show' actor Geoffrey Owens speaks out over job-shaming incident https://t.co/zTTzwXwEzQ

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Can't stop watching the wonderful Italia 90 Bobby Robson tribute BBC aired after yesterday's match.

Think @GaryLineker welling up after, represented everyone who watched it.

[Julian Bennetts @julian_bennetts]

This photo pretty much sums Gareth Southgate up. Great pic.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

England haven’t won a knockout game at a major tournament for 12 years and we’re discussing playing to lose to avoid a more difficult quarter final. Do me a favour. 🙈

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

Everyday I'm Snaffling @theglobehk Hope to see more delightful flavours back in the Globe soon :) @SnafflingPigCo @Snaffling_Nick

[Andrew Powell @andrewpowell82]

Hard hitting piece of creative from @Ogilvy https://t.co/3BaoiFfdHX

[Ogilvy @Ogilvy]

Campaign: Phone Wall
Client: Center for Psychological Research
Office: Ogilvy Beijing
#ClientWork