Fozziwig

frosted mini wheats are pretty good

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

I made up a scary monster and convinced my kid that it was real and now he’s freaking out??

[Fozziwig @andrewrmitchell]

@ZeekArkham

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The ring leaders of the conversation are two years younger than Vance.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This is how the media should handle the clown show that is @VP / @JDVance

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I think the suggested context in the community note says it all, Mr. Vice President.

Not sure why it's so difficult to give people the full story: detainees were murdered by a sniper, and "anti-ICE" was found on a bullet.

This seems to happen quite a bit with you:

1) "It is a statistical fact that most of the lunatics in American politics today are proud members of the far-Left." Not a statistical fact, not even what the single online poll you cited says.

2) You threatened George Soros' Open Society Foundation based on a lie that they funded a Nation article you didn't like. They did no such thing.

3) You got another community note after accusing the Wall Street Journal of fabricating the existence of Trump's birthday note to Epstein...because Congress obtained the letter.

4) You accused me of not reading a court document that you cited as proof that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a "convicted MS-13 gang member." He is not, the document didn't say that, and your tweet ended up as evidence in a trial the government lost.

I could go on, but you get the point. Have a blessed day.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Buying and controlling media platforms.

Firing commentators.

Canceling shows.

These aren’t coincidences.

It’s coordinated. And it’s dangerous.

The @GOP does not believe in free speech.

They are censoring you in real time.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Me: "Donald Trump ran for president in 2016 and said people with guns should maybe take care of Hillary Clinton to protect the 2nd Amendment. He ran for president in 2020, lost the election, and then incited a violent insurrection at the Capitol where his supporters tried to hang his vice-president. In 2024 he ran for president, he referred to his opponents as 'vermin' and the 'enemy within' and said he would send the military after them... Donald Trump has set the tone here."

BBC host: "That is the right. But what about the left?"

Me: "Which left? I saw Barack Obama, Joe Biden... all the leading Democrats came out and condemned this and said we need to tone this down."

From my appearance on @BBCNewsnight

[em 🐬 @brbtea]

no u don't understand these are his therapy war crimes

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

Things Trump has denied doing:
- having sex with Stormy Daniels
- extorting Zelenskyy
- asking GA for 11,780 votes
- inciting the insurrection
- stealing classified documents
- making a birthday card for Epstein
He was proven a liar every single time

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

"Backed off" is a nice way of saying "Admitted he completely made up the story."

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

JUST IN: Every Republican on the House Rules Committee voted to block the Epstein Files Transparency Act from advancing.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit

[𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚 @BasketCasePA]

This clip is probably the single greatest example of how the MAGA cult works

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I’ve never seen anything that so perfectly encapsulates how right wingers think more than this video. They have zero consistency of beliefs. No ideology

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This aged nicely.

[The Dr. @gatesisthedevil]

@elonmusk You outed the president as a fucking pedophile, and are still giving him massive stacks of cash. Deport yourself asshole.

[JustaRedBird @DerDRIB]

@elonmusk Like the sitting president ?

You know, the one you confessed was on Epsteins list ?

[Fozziwig @andrewrmitchell]

Does anyone know if the anti-snowflake “fuck your feelings” crowd is still crying about the Cracker Barrel logo?

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s never the married men with kids, a stable job, and healthy habits calling to suspend the Constitution and crown a dictator.

It’s always the bitter, broken ones—men who blame their problems (joblessness, porn addiction, anxiety) on every group but themselves.

The MAGA movement is a refuge for weak men who refuse to take responsibility. So they beg for a strongman to punish their imagined enemies.

This is the textbook case of “weak men create hard times.”