Kelley Andrews

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[$ @jxtsummer]

unfortunately i do find everything funny except being broke that sht ain't funny

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Hyper independence. Can’t be let down if you never ask for anything in the first place.

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

toothless misogynist jack hughes

[Michael Moran | APC Injury @internetuserf12]

If Ebola becomes a pandemic, it will be in no small part because millions of people now view public health measures as oppression rather than the most basic infrastructure of a functioning and sustainable civilization.

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

How do I block someone on Microsoft Teams?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[���⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

and for the lady, perhaps the will to live?

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

asking my boss if i can go play outside

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

“just lock in”

bro i have ADHD, i am locked out with the keys inside

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point.

NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious.

A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading.

Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.

[` @crestieyy]

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

[Neet @neet_sol]

normalize booing in the workplace

[miia @miiagarro]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

and for the lady perhaps some peace and quiet?

[parks @parkersity_9]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?