Andrew Stathes

new tweeter excited in learning the difference between @ and #.

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

So we’re shutting Embiid down until the playoffs, right?

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

@news_junkie_esq @CBKylePagan Or if not your teams jersey, what about your favorite band? Nickleback, for example?

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

When I’m president, I will pass a law on day one that no one shall fill a Tupperware container UNLESS they have at the ready, the corresponding lid.

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

Embiid a liability tonight

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

Quick hot take on the #CFPlayoff : if CFB wasn’t moving to a 12 team format next year, FSU would be in. The committee would be too worried about setting the precedent (that an undefeated Big 5 conference champ could be left out) for future seasons that their hand would be forced.

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

@daddydango @GEICO As @daddydango is actively switching his home and auto to @GEICO

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

Not much more satisfying than selecting the *perfect* sized Tupperware for your leftovers

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

Maybe we should try and get this Jimmy Butler dude?

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

More like…Marcus STUPID.

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

My many fans have been quietly waiting for my annual nfl draft tweet (also my only tweet of the year). Here goes: Jalen Carter will end up in Canton.

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

Love the AJ Brown trade…worry Davis over Hamilton could bite us but overall, solid night for the birds!

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season. After talking it over with my wife and many other friends and family, I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and detractors for fueling me, I ain’t fucking done yet!

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

@barstoolsports It can’t be understated: the class of these two is something that we may never see again in any sport

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

Love the AJ Brown trade…worry Davis over Hamilton could bite us but overall, solid night for the birds!

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

One of those “the world is just f’ing with you” moments: how is every piece of laundry out of the dryer inside-out?

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

BREAKING: Committee announces 2036 Olympics to be held in @Flavortown

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

@RivalsFriedman @Rivals @rivalsmike @adamgorney @DaniDennis302 @McDonoghFB @BWIonRivals @coachjfranklin @KingPJ55 @CurtisUpNext23 @dfesquire @news_junkie_esq

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

‘93 Phils, ‘01 sixers, ‘04 birds, ‘08&’09 phils, ‘17 birds (and some flyers in there somewhere). Let’s be honest…this team lacked so much of what made those teams special.

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

@daddydango Vs. the ‘98 archdiocese FT champ? One arm behind his back, of course.

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

We just don’t appreciate Simmons here in Philly. He would be a great fit for another team! Any takers?! @dmorey

[Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes]

So team Simmons…what ya got?