andrew stevens

@4oClockCo

[jen @reputationloml]

twitter is like an emotionally abusive ex that you can't go no contact with

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

We need a “block AI videos” option on this fucking app

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[marg @snubbedseason]

Went to bar alone and laughed out loud at reels for 2 hours

[⋆b r y⋆➴ @bwiyurin]

white people need adderall to go pick up they jimmy johns

[cam @realricchh]

How it feels to be 23

[t' @betterianaoff]

reason to live:
you need to experience twitter the day trump dies

[Yondaime @iamjadebrieanne]

They preparing us for water shortages 😭😭😭

[perfil dedicado a gatinhos e p3it0s @odeiootaco]

como é entrar na conta do banco e ter dinheiro

[Dylan @DylanPatel4_]

Ninja engineers are the closest thing we have to Tony Stark

[Emi @rememberthebite]

the day trump dies im not sleeping i need to scroll on this app all night

[zendaya’s bob @bibiweebi]

going to work tmr… and the next day… and the next day…. and the day after that…. and for the rest of the week

[James @JamesPhl96]

A 65° morning will heal you

[slinks @FreebasedSlinky]

Whoever invented drinking 6 beers on a beach was really onto something

[clinton🔫 @wtf_reema]

friday feels like a reward for surviving everything every week

[NAHreally @_nahreally_]

you gotta read books man i’m sorry to say it

[avery 🌱✨ @pastelheat]

coworker just said “i’m gonna blow my brains out” in reaction to a minor inconvenience in the department wide teams chat

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yeah.. *flicks cigarette* i knew the muffin man

[Demilade @alagaisflygod]

After August no living above my means anymore

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill