W1S3

I think I have a problem with self diagnosing all of my problems.

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Yhe cool yhing about “t” being righy nexy yo “y” on a ketboard is yhay someyimes tou wany yo ytpe “blanket,” buy accidenyallt ytpe “blankey” insyead and iy’s alrighy because yhet’re yhe same yhing

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

@CFBDirect Xbox: JrippyBear

Logged in 11:02 CST and skipped tutorial. Also logged into cut 25 yesterday and today to double check I have the tokens for all 3. I got Ngata off the jump on 7/7, but did not receive Dickerson or Hester and still don’t.

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

ICE, but they only snag people that spit out their gum and loogies in public spaces. Special division for those that open their car doors at stop lights to do it.

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Jeff Goldblum has been added to the chat

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

You okay babe? You haven’t touched your Megladon Julio

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

The perfect storm #tupperware

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

@BradyVardeman @9NEWS

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Imagine believing the government formed the hurricane that’s about to destroy everything you own and then, on top of that, it’s named Milton.

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Drake’s tears don’t just drop, they ting

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

How about dem Cow(I want to die)boys!

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

HE WAS THERE?!?!?

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

I’m not a conspiracist, but…

Mr.
Rodgers
Needs
Achilles

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

My liver to my kidneys rn:

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Nobody:
God coming up with shapes:

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

The CEO hasn’t sniffed this kind of K/D ratio while holding an Xbox controller

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

For every morale boosting party at work I’ve had, I’d rather have had a bonus. Even if it’s like $2.

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

I’m sure mitch mcconnell took it on the chin-oh wait

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Me: drops phone in toilet
Bag of rice: “I want that inside of me 🥵”

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Never had a Pei Wei chef not bless my meal

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Sometimes it feels good releasing the worst draft you have

[W1S3 @andrewswise]

Nobody:
Me shortly after my morning coffee: