Andrew Scott

No mystical energy field controls my destiny.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

No he didn’t you idiot.

He paid for The Life of Brian not The Holy Grail!

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@Uber_Support I couldn't be bothered. The info you need is above. Didi got me home.

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

Pick up from Brisbane Airport at the worst! 8 @Uber_Australia tips in 3 days ,and I come home to this. And this is the 4th time in less than o.e year that I have experienced the same job jobs at BNE.

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@nothingsupport Another update, another 3 apps installed that I didn't ask for. Poor form @nothingsupport

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

Hey @nothing WTF is this splash screen coming up after my last #Nothing3a update? None of these apps are "essential" and the screen keeps coming up after I dismiss it? #Spam

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

Subscription cancelled. I now have a few weeks to show my daughter RotJ to round out her eps1-6 education. So glad I finished Maul. There is literally nothing on the SW schedule for a year other than when Mando and Grogu make it to the small screen, so goodbye @DisneyPlus.

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@DisneyPlus Today you lost a subscriber that has been there from day one. A subscriber that is a huge @starwars fan. A subscriber that has a young daughter who loves @Disney princesses. How can you justify such a huge price increase in such cost of living crisis times?

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@QldGov @DavidCrisafulli

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

Hey @BrentMickelberg Enough is enough. Get Brisbane trains back on their usual schedules. It's your responsibility to do so, your failure if they stay on reduced schedules any longer. @QueenslandRail #AUSPOL

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@nothingsupport All good. I managed to get rid of it. But it was about as wanted as an U2 album.

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@AngusTaylorMP If @AngusTaylorMP & @LiberalAus are serious about affordable home ownership then their first action should be to sell THEIR OWN investment properties, to first home owners, at market value. Put their values where their mouths are and set an example to fellow property investors.

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@ParamountPlusAU Really! A 28% price increase?!? The content isn't worth it. #unsubscribed

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@welpbigoof @ReeceHarding @jason_howerton Hello 👋 Australian here. If that was the case, then why are so many Aussie natives SO unique? Did Noah do a drop down under on his way to Mt Ararat? 🤷‍♂️

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@NoPoliSolutions @jason_howerton @geofflawnmower Where are the unicorn skeletons?

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@KP24 Kerry Packer got the formula right, when he stated the World Series Cricket. 3 teams, all on free to air TV. Every one I know grew up watching hit. Now it's hidden on PayTV, competing with shit pumped out shows. I am not sure if a revamp with help, but more ODI exposure is needed

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@CricketAus @BKTtires How did we slip into a world where you have to pay to watch the ODI games? Such a shame. Everyone I know grew up watching cricket on TV during summer. I guess that isn't important to @CricketAus

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@Uber_Support You have been DM'd, and I have sent a reminder. No response yet.

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

I have seen an upsetting trend with @Uber_Australia lately. Both my wife and myself travel interstate often, on separate trips, for our different jobs. My wife has pre-booked an early morning airport ride, usually about $45-50 from our place. 1/3

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

@Uber_Australia, this is just not on. Prebooking an airport ride should take priority. Prebooking in general should! If drivers feel ripped off, then provide an option to pay a surge price to guarantee a pickup when prebooking. It seems we will book a taxi insteas @Uber_Support

[Andrew Scott @andrewtwits]

She wakes up, and no one has picked up the job. Gets close to time to leave, and still no ride. I check my @Uber_Australia app and I can get a ride, for almost twice the price. It seems no one is picking up the job because they can get a ride for a much better price 2/3