We plan on reaching out to Chicago Police today to investigate @OrlandoMagic forward @Double0AG being robbed of a dunk contest championship last night.
Post Malone (in the middle of a concert): How you guys feelin tonight?!?!
Guy who runs a Post Malone parody account (whispering from the back of the crowd): honestly, waiting for the day when i get treated like a priority instead of just an option
How is it 2018 and we have to warn people to not eat laundry detergent? OK, here goes... Kids, don't eat laundry detergent. Also, don't smoke meth. https://t.co/QoiB698W0L