Andrew Woods

Sittin in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin.

[Tyler Wanken @tyler_wanken]

The best part of this snow in may... is that I can leave beer in my pickup and it stays cold! 🍻

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

laughed out loud @RichterSpencer @34Evan

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

Nobody cares about you more than your mama so call her and tell her that you love her

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

The people that normally hand out healthy things for Halloween are gonna hand out hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and masks this year

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

Preworkout makes me wanna run through a brick wall but it also makes me poop so that can be a win-win or a win-lose depending on how you look at the situation

[Caden @cadenrettig]

I can’t wait to tell my daughter to stay away from the boys with the last name Richter and Dahinden #cantwait

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

Classes at Tech start the 17th and for every new person I meet I’ll introduce myself as “Andrew Woods. Class clown. Nice to meet you.”

[Tyler Wanken @tyler_wanken]

I think this world would be a much better place if vine made a comeback!!!

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

@hart_randi It’s a close second

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

2000s was the peak of the music industry and it will never be topped

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

@BobbyP_25 @tyler_wanken Now that’s a billion dollar idea sir

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

I’m top 3 of all time harvest DJs and I ain’t 2 or 3 sweet pea.

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

@tyler_wanken I don’t see the issue here

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

@WashingtonNFL

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

imagine what it feels like to chew 5 gum and taste the rainbow at the same time

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

@cadenrettig You might be right

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts is the most feel good song of all time

[Tyler Wanken @tyler_wanken]

What a beautiful day ☀️ be thankful for all the blessings in life🙏🏻

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

Far left and far right people are the reason I hate politics

[Andrew Woods @andreww_woods]

I just got off the phone with the CEO of racism, and pulled the oldest truck in the book on him. “Is your refrigerator running? Well then you better go catch it!” Dude didn’t even have a chance. No need to thank me.. just doing my civic duty