andrewwhaley

distracted visionary developing his trigger finger, puller of shots and steamer of milk, founder of

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

I still have this thing...what do they call it now?

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

Well, I tweeted over four years ago. I figured it was time for me to X, or xeet, or...what do we call it now.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@ChickfilA You should work your great hospitality into the app. Ordered breakfast w 7min left. App took order. Got in your line at 10:30 to pick up. Had to wait through a huge line and no breakfast. You need a pop-up warning me that order deadline is when I make first contact.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@tweetmobb Evidently, they should sneak them into a smoothie. #nosmoothies #onlycoffee

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

One of many bizzare switcheroos in modern political culture is the Left dismissing any natural remedy and touting only industrial pharma as responsible, while the Right sounds like the hairy armpit lady at the farmer's market selling goat soap.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@tweetmobb Better add some epazote!

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@upyetnotnorth "Isands of humanity."

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@mattfradd Or the DL? Some of us are too ADD for all that silence and need to sing non-stop to pay attention. LOL. And when drift off..."Wisdom! Be attentive!!" Also, I think they got the festive/celebration thing right after the council, but made it too banal.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

I am tweeting. I'm a tweeter. I tweet!

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@DrEades That's what I meant, since I commented on the pic you posted. Sorry. LOL. It was certainly your lovely wife. When I realized where I had called, I tried to get away politely. She asked about my health and weight loss with kindness and sincerety.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

"Welcome to the world." I can't say it any better.

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Comedy Break: Ecstatic teen opens his first-ever paycheck, learns what taxes are, is absolutely crushed https://t.co/cRCarYIym9

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@ambreiling Wow, you log into Twitter after a long time and find yourself tagged in a horror short story. #NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

Wow, I still have a Twitter account or two evidently. Maybe I'll play with this toy for a while instead of going back the Book of Faces.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

@upyetnotnorth I’m incensed by that remark! It was a thurible thing to say! Sorry that I came out swinging.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

#voicesavelynnea

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

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[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

Dipping my toe back into the podcasting waters. New episode. https://t.co/sPZJ04PAc0

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

Wow, I love me some Tiney, but this takes it too a whole new level. Such a sweet girl. https://t.co/ClVDeCgIp2

[Chris Stefanick @ChrisStefanick]

Clementine's prayer=Blowing kisses. I think she has the right idea.

[andrewwhaley @andrewwhaley]

"There are no longer tapes and don't call me Lordy." -God