Andrew

uncle of 2, umd grad in ‘22 , youngest of 3

[Andrew @andrewww_4]

hi mom #FearTheTurtle

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

WHAT THE

[Charlie Wright @Chuck_Wright5]

This might be enough to get me on the @hellotushy team...
https://t.co/ZKXpYQBoCQ

[Charlie Wright @Chuck_Wright5]

My first post at MLBTR!! So excited to write for one of my all-time favorite sites.

[Blake Allen Murphy @blakemurphy7]

Oh they're moving up for Jeanty

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

what a freaking year. and to top it all off, I got invited to apply for the venmo credit card.

[Charlie Wright @Chuck_Wright5]

Random relative at Thanksgiving: so what do you do for work again?

Me:

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Tough week to be a Yankees fan

[tori @tdubbzholla]

you’ll never guess who he is referring to here

[Kev @klwoodjr]

The Nationals have won 16 playoff games since the Orioles have last won one

[SCREECH @ScreechTheEagle]

Big Heads🇺🇸
Tiny World🌎

[SCREECH @ScreechTheEagle]

Teddy didn’t stand a chance.

Happy Friday the 13th!

[Andrew @andrewww_4]

@OnePursuitTakes Yikes

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

Nationals reliever Derek Law was given a small sized version of the Nats’ ugly sweater Christmas in July giveaway tonight. He was undaunted.

[Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake]

The kid in the video is like, “we gotta get the hell out of here so i can live long enough to be drafted by the Baltimore Orioles.”

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Sources: James Wood will be called up to debut in DC with the Nats on Monday. The long wait is over. Wood will play his first big league game against the Mets at Nats Park in three days.

One of the best prospects in baseball, Wood is hitting .346 with a 1.036 OPS in Triple-A.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

rip shel silverstein you would have loved this

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

IN THIS CORNER OF THE RING ,,

AT 9 FEET 8 INCHES TALL ,,,

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Good God almighty. Good God almighty. They killed him.

As God is my witness, he is broken in half 😲

[Mark Zuckerman @MarkZuckerman]

13+ strikeouts on fewer than 85 pitches since 1988:
Clayton Kershaw (4/13/22)
Greg Maddux (9/23/00)
DJ Herz (today)