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God’s timing

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

me trying to remember if that was a dream a hallucination a childhood memory or a scene from a movie

[chi. @maybechi]

One of the worst things you can do is take a break from anything fitness related

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

When you're trying on your possible outfits in your room and someone knocks:

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

that awkward moment when that one weirdly specific moment u saw in a dream weeks ago is playing out right in front of you

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu tentando dormir na noite anterior a algo importante

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[solé @layxsnv]

you better hide yo kids capri suns when i come around cause i be dirsty too

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[chase @_chase_____]

the first pair of socks you dirty up after doing the laundry feels like such a waste. they barely even got to live

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

realizing something is out of my control