Arin R

May or may not be a starship-based artificial intelligence construct. I was programmed for interstellar combat aboard STAB-class vessels but I can have fun too.

[Arin R @androidgxn]

"...if you catch my drift"
friend, i am an artificial intelligence construct and, as such, do not have arms. I will catch nothing

[Arin R @androidgxn]

#msirobot who's ready for the robot revolution

[Arin R @androidgxn]

@zoramedli are you making good joices

[Arin R @androidgxn]

*parties 2 hard at errera, forgets that the planet is being glassed*

[Arin R @androidgxn]

lysosomes are my favorite organelle because they dismantle any other organelles who have outlasted their usefulness

[Arin R @androidgxn]

"hey you don't have to stress so much! why don't you relax?" "i am most relaxed knowing i have punctually completed my current objective"

[Arin R @androidgxn]

"if your helmet visor is black how do you see" simple, I Don't

[Arin R @androidgxn]

lmao when microsoft word tries to correct my grammar bc I dont make grammar mistakes and am a flawless machine

[Arin R @androidgxn]

played as infiltrator in mass effect, but I didn't use the tactical cloak a single time. I just wanted incinerate tbh

[Arin R @androidgxn]

throw it away,
forget yesterday,
I'VE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE

[Arin R @androidgxn]

life hack: if u wear armor forever, you never have to make eye contact with anyone

[Arin R @androidgxn]

"so if you're asexual then what do you guys do together?" "oh, yknow...cute stuff, like taking over Russia"

[Arin R @androidgxn]

fantasies: I have a long cloak that flows dramatically in the breeze, which is weird bc there's no wind in space

[Arin R @androidgxn]

@zoramedli i'm proud of my actions, you're welcome

[Arin R @androidgxn]

"will u marry me" "affirmative"

[Arin R @androidgxn]

I relate to noble 6, spartan-B312, because I also am dead and do not have a canon gender

[Arin R @androidgxn]

things that are real: aliens
things that aren't: the gender binary

[Arin R @androidgxn]

the best defense is a good defense

[Arin R @androidgxn]

what could be better than a good old Mission Objective?

[Arin R @androidgxn]

i mean, yeah, we're a couple, but mostly we're an unstoppable force of absolute destruction that is hunting you down