World's Straightest Dad

Practitioner of Fettermanian Thought

[World's Straightest Dad @androidhammer]

"Boner Simpson"
*Stav laugh*

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@Kamn_Krtz

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@slimegirlmarx2 Take the time to look at the frequency of their posts. That is not someone who is trolling.

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

Doing some research

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@_carmen_dioxide She posted for basically 36 hours straight with only like a 6 hour break btw.

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@Serene_Necrosis Marianne Williamson for VP

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@ReemAmirIbrahim @JoinYoungVoices @PubKey I will treat them like the leaders of the Munster rebellion after our great Luddite jihad.

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@griffgraff18

[mcstankoven @LlLSTANKY]

if new york got spiderman who protecting raleigh

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@AcidAunt I bought some and had my dominatrix test them on me. Cops shouldn't be allowed to have them.

[eric ゑリｯ久 @shinobu_books]

There's some cosplay for ya

[Mr Muda 𒉭 @MrMuda87]

It has been 1 year without our Gothic KingCobraJFS. Still miss you man raise a glass today

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@elav282828 @realvindiesel2 @shroomsocialist Im arguing that you're a submental freak

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@Discipln_trader @PicturesUssr Damn, you've got a good eye for this sorta stuff

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@hiddeninthedata @offshoreoddity He's funnier than you will ever be

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@lufvmx I'd kill myself too if I was 48 talking to mfs on discord

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I call this The White Woman's Dilemma

Say something racist or the cat gets it.

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@GoJoeOhNo @TheLastFarm Post-war Japan would be more apt in this case, considering how many kofun burial mounds were destroyed in that period.