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You're a goddamn superstar.

[A.G. @AndryGag]

Guys srsly 1 like and I’ll get this inked on my lower back

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[A.G. @AndryGag]

@stoolpresidente inauthentic is standing on your tippy toes in photos

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

CBS has been forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed Peanuts song on air during his last episode.

The owner of the rights to Peanuts has donated the fee to José Andrés' charity, World Central Kitchen.

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[A.G. @AndryGag]

@PNWConservative Oh no! Dancing! 😱

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

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@JonnyRoot_ @MLB Oh look! A random nobody who supports an international child rapist has something to say! Let’s all listen closely!

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@mameroncason @mattdorsey @SFGiants I was going to respond to this but then I saw this tweet and realized you’re a moron, so never mind.

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@derekahunter Reading comprehension is so important, kids.

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@Timodc Fuck Joe Rogan, too.

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@ginamilan_ Define communism.

[A.G. @AndryGag]

@feraljokes Not that this will help clarify, but I wanted to share this push notification I received earlier

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…

Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.

[A.G. @AndryGag]

@commodore_slick Not the point, but Kid Rock’s sweatshirt being for his “1st Annual Fish Fry” is absolutely sending me 💀💀💀

[A.G. @AndryGag]

I just learned there’s a “congressional baseball game”

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[ً @ribscore]

jane krakowski never winning an emmy for playing jenna maroney is one of the greatest human travesties of our time

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[A.G. @AndryGag]

@ginamilan_ “guys, he has a liberal arts bachelors degree though” LMFAOOOOOO