matthew

I may not have 20/20 vision but who wants to relive 2020, am I right?

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[me & who @musvics]

https://t.co/GTIzVx60mg

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

i don’t think there’s a read given in history nastier than this LMAOOO😭😭😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels watching people who ignored my advice deal with the exact consequences I predicted

[khayla @mikhaylacl]

me and him if he would’ve followed the script I made up in my head

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

manifesting

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[matthew @andtheplotthkns]

The only upside to my depression? My apartment gets cleaned and rearranged 🙃

[matthew @andtheplotthkns]

I’m just a lover girl living in a lover world 🥰

[matthew @andtheplotthkns]

It’s still January!? Damn 😬

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

hoping february will bring me out this sleepy girl phase that january has trapped me in

[matthew @andtheplotthkns]

Just my emotional support pen and I against the world 😎

[matthew @andtheplotthkns]

Dating feels like that card game where you have to match the two cards except my other card fell on the floor and no one has noticed 🙃

[matthew @andtheplotthkns]

If Marie Kondo can give up, there is nothing stopping me now 😌

[ian @itsianraymond]

me pretending to work between thanksgiving and new years

[matthew @andtheplotthkns]

Sometimes you just have to play their game #chooseyourbattles