andreas woess

lover of puns and buns

opinions my own

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@NVIDIAGeForce #HalfLife2RTX

[Oracle Labs @oraclelabs]

We are expanding our Internship Program with new openings 🎉
Join our team to work on innovative projects from anywhere in the world!
Learn more and apply: https://t.co/jJ7Zqp88oT
#internship

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

On the lookout for some good coders 🔎

[NieR Re［in］carnation @NieR_Rein]

【新章公開記念キャンペーン開催！】

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その場で当たる！フォロー&本ツイートをRTした人の中から、抽選でリィンカネグッズとamazonギフト券をプレゼント！
〈3/18(木)23:59まで毎日開催！〉

#リィンカネ #NieR #ニー【新章公開記念キャンペーン開催！】

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その場で当たる！フォロー&本ツイートをRTした人の中から、抽選でリィンカネグッズとamazonギフト券をプレゼント！
〈3/18(木)23:59まで毎日開催！〉

#リィンカネ #NieR #ニーア

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@lukaseder @grashalm_ marketing is evil send tweet

[Stefan Marr @smarr]

We're looking for a [soon-to-be] postdoc who wants to work with me on not just detecting, but automatically averting concurrency bugs from causing problems.

Others showed it's possible, and we have some neat ideas to make it practical:

https://t.co/jVSa8fzoiO
Please share!

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@smarr @ChrisGSeaton "Baking Bread" reminds me of:

[yokotaro @yokotaro]

結婚を考えてる恋人と一緒に「サービス最悪で、味も悪い飲食店」に入る。

その時の恋人の対応が、お店の悪口言ったり、店員さんに文句言ったとする。その様子こそが「結婚して数年後、貴方に見せる姿」である。

……という仮説を立ててるんだけど、誰か立証してほしい。

[Oracle Labs @oraclelabs]

Virtual Machine Meetup will take place again this year on November 5th, co-located with @MPLR_Conf.

We are looking for presentations of research results and experience reports in the area of managed language execution.

Submit your proposal: https://t.co/P3NMiNq7ok

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@mraleph You could try to compile it using GraalVM Native Image.

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@dvntownsend Hi! Road! Warning!

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@posco @virus_dave You should try to run it on GraalVM without Native Image, too. You might find that the Graal JIT compiler does a better job than C2.

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@kelseyhightower what the fuck.

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@fniephaus @MoreVMs @vext01 Any plans to upload recordings of the talks? TIA

[andreas woess @andwoe]

@Merryweatherey https://t.co/II19fxFuxK

[EyebrowScar (now on 🟦☁️) @EyebrowScar]

Be prepared and listen to one of the best anime villains ☝️

[andreas woess @andwoe]

Twitter feature wish: mute everything related to politics