Andy Maxwell

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@virginmedia had no internet since 10pm on the 31st August, estimate to fix was this afternoon now I’ve had a text to say it’s going to be the 4th September. Can you give me a more detailed reason this is taking 5 days as apparently the problem has been identified? F012440692

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@daniellloyd1 For a second I thought I was looking at captain America!

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@2wheelsnot4 Married for 13 years, all my cycling mates are married too. But who am I to get in the way of a made up stat………

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

Well if they had been allowed to race, Vingagaard would have beaten Roglic anyway……

[Cycling on TNT Sports @cyclingontnt]

🗣️ Primoz Roglic says he has "his own thoughts" about how Jumbo-Visma should be racing - but will support Sepp Kuss.

The Breakaway think that's worthy of respect 🙏

@SportsOrla | @AdamBlythe89 | #LaVuelta23

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach Yesterdays stage would have led to alcohol poisoning!

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach I figured it out, it’s a drinking game. Every time Carlton KIrby says ‘for goodness sake’ have a drink!

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

Wonder if Roglic is going to blame @fred_wright0 for a tree hitting the Jumbo bus this year?

[LiamC @LC273_]

You can't park there mate #LaVuelta23
@JumboVismaRoad @lavuelta

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach @bikeradar Not ditching my double any time soon…

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

Watching the #giro tt, Roglic doing puppy paws position on his road bike, thought this was banned?

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@ListerLawrence Just need to stick it in a massive bowl of rice after like when you submerge your phone

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach My kids play a game on the motorway to see how many people are using there phones, it’s scary and I don’t think anyone wins

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach @Garmin I always thought I was missing something when mine ended up like this after adjusting it 💁🏻‍♂️

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@tobytarrant Wonder what he’ll be doing with all his spare time if he resigns….

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

Not always Kathleen, last Sunday while cycling I stopped approaching lights changing to red, while a car went straight through them. I guess that’s okay as cars won’t cause as much damage 💁🏻‍♂️

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@SussexRoadsPol Brilliant work. Pedal cycle riders are always jumping red lights or running into people on pavements.

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@daniellloyd1 @AdamBlythe89 @irishpeloton I had a tetanus Jab when I was 14 after getting bitten by a dog, I bet that is why I’ve always had low power numbers in the bike

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach I reckon you can add
Proceed to scream at the rider you ran into the back of ✅

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach The roads would be so quiet after the competency tests!

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@brynpdavies @nickjeggo Probably best to avoid using pedestrian crossings as the red lights really slow the cars down.....

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@Cameron_Jeffers There everywhere I’m afraid, been back into road cycling for about a month and countless bellends on the road, most of them overtaking then turning left in front of you

[Andy Maxwell @andy1max]

@RideFastCoach Golden rule is always follow the sign for cake surely