Andy Burchell

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[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@SoVeryBritish I’m sorry, I need to drop the kids off. While I’m in the restroom, please could someone email me the pros and cons for this shit show?

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@heyshrutimishra Guide

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@RobinWriteSmith @markking Apparently HRH likes Heathrow. Goody gumdrops

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@MrBonMot Jaws. Richard Dreyfus tried way back my pedigree chum…..

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@JolyonMaugham Barbecues and ball games. No thanks..z

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@MrBonMot Before or after a risk assessment?

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@NoContextBrits Mudguts

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@Tim_Burgess Dire Straits - Brothers in arms

[Leftfield @Leftfield]

@deedstencils @Tim_Burgess One day who’s knows.

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@Grant_Colgate It’s the dogging club.

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@whyteleafe144 @Parody_PM @tshep42 Prime minister before Boris, wasn’t he?

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@MerielMyers Who turned the freezer off?

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@mancunianmedic What’s wrong with your boiler?

[Katy @KatyJayne101]

If you agree that there should be a criminal investigation into how over 37 billion pounds was allegedly spent on Test and Trace please like and retweet.

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@_allisulli Should it not be. #notsorryItried

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@MrBonMot You’re on thin ice my pedigree chum if you’re taking the piss out of living in a box by living in a box.

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@tismenic70 @DadJokeMan Yes.

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@OarsyLac Well said Wally.

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@sophiearumble Nothing. You have plenty.😜

[Andy Burchell @andy_burchell]

@TeeDixie I remember when leaving the home my father was being cared for, he would shout for his Mum. He didn’t know who I was. Then one evening I told him I had a got a job down the channel tunnel. “Bit dark down there Son” he said. That made my day. 🎄