Andy Dunne

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Farage said his car brakes had been tampered with - didn't happen
His house was firebombed - didn't happen
Parliament security told him not to hold surgeries - didn't happen
His phone was hacked - didn't happen
Etc, etc....

[Phillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien]

The Pro-Trump acolytes who like to pretend that they are pro-Ukraine--this is your moment of no return. Condemn Trump for starving Ukraine of Patriots or admit to everyone that you support an American president working with Putin.
And please stop pretending you back Ukraine.

[Andy Dunne @Andy_Dunne]

@Nigel_Farage @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK

[Jeanette Therese Voermann @JT_Voermann]

Weidels Frau: geboren in Sri Lanka – für Weidel eine Schweizerin ohne Migrationshintergrund.

Hier Geborene: für ihre Partei nur "Passdeutsche", die man remigrieren will. Herkunft ist bei der AfD nur dann keine, wenn sie die eigene Ehe betrifft. Was für ein schlechter Witz🤣

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Instead of buying American Boeing reconnaissance aircraft, NATO will buy up to ten GlobalEye aircraft from Swedish Saab.

Trump's policies have made Europeans put Europe first.

[Caolan @CaolanReports]

Russia has spent $1 billion in the last few days attacking Kyiv. Not building roads, hospitals or fixing the failing economy - on murdering civilians. This is the priority of a nation totally obsessed with terrorism and nothing else.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Oh dear

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Just to be clear, then. FIFA:

1) can't possibly intervene when Iran are forced to move, a referee is denied a visa, or fans are barred from the USA

2) can absolutely intervene when a decision goes against the USA that Donald Trump doesn't like

Smashing. All know where we stand

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Time and again, when Nigel Farage’s political funding is put under the spotlight, his response has been to claim that dark forces are at work to prevent him getting to the top of politics – rather than acknowledging that his approach to declaring donations and interests has been cavalier at best...

Farage claims that “no one cares” – particularly not Reform voters, who are simply fed up with the status quo. However, some others in Reform are not so sure, with worries that their leader may be losing his ability to shrug off scandal in the same way that Boris Johnson began to lose his lustre after the Partygate furore.

Regardless of whether rules have actually been breached, the impression that Farage is a man of the people who can sympathise with the cost of living struggles of millions is undermined by his willingness to let others pay his bills.

On point analysis by @rowenamason

https://t.co/ACHAE1riLd

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

A thin-skinned bad-tempered entitled prick who thinks the rules don't apply to him? Me?

[Phillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien]

Last night Ukraine could not intercept a single Russian ballistic missile. The USA deliberately starving Ukraine of Patriot missiles is now clearly understood by the Russians as American support for their terror bombing. The USA is helping Putin kill Ukrainians.

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

It”s called s̶o̶c̶c̶e̶r̶ 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋. 😎

#USABEL #ScoredWithING

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Hands up if you start screaming about a witch hunt and dark forces being out to get you every time you are caught red handed being a sleazy grifting sack of shit"

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

TAYLOR SWIFT BROKE DONALD. JUST LIKE JIMMY KIMMEL DID. JUST LIKE SPRINGSTEEN DID. JUST LIKE IRAN DID. JUST LIKE ALGAE DID. JUST LIKE WINDMILLS DID. JUST LIKE A SALAD DID. JUST LIKE OBAMA'S CROWDS DID. JUST LIKE ACETAMINOPHEN DID. JUST LIKE EPSTEIN DID. JUST LIKE I DID. --GCN

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Here I am slagging off Keir Starmer for accepting some free glasses. Because that is so much worse than accepting £5 million from a crypto billionaire or using the house of a convicted fraudster while he pays for my staff, security and social media.

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Wait until you hear about the powerful communist conspiracy where the U.S. government takes ownership stakes in private companies.

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

[Carlow Weather @CarlowWeather]

Met Éireann have issued an advisory for spell of warm weather.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

3 days ago your Prez wrote that Ukraine's deepest strike record of 1800km would likely be broken. Today they hit a refinery 2400km away.

I remain a master strategist.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Jürgen Klopp on Donald Trump reportedly having called Gianni Infantino to request a review of Folarin Balogun's red card: "If that really was the case, then that's crazy. Let's just say: this is our game, not theirs. These two people, who both have no idea about football, should have nothing to do with that. That was a red card. There's no two ways about it. We're sorry for Balogun because he didn't mean to do it. But that's what the rules say." [@MagentaTV]