Andy Heafield

All sports especially cricket and non league football with country music thrown in.

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@WG_RumblePants Trust them on what? An alcohol ban is not going to work and why would it? They are grown men, maybe immature, but if the management was carried out effectively there would be no need. From what we've seen we need a Key Curfew

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@WG_RumblePants Headwear needs to make a comeback

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@WG_RumblePants Will Stokes be missed as a player or skipper? Debatable on both counts

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@WG_RumblePants It's the careful what you wish for, go back to picking the best XI then picking a skipper from them

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@WG_RumblePants Blimey Rob Key. Does anyone think he's still in charge? Golf course yes

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@dgriffinpix Good job lord ted isn't about today

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@WG_RumblePants Good point WG; always blame the workers at the bottom never their 'Lords' and masters. Poor standard of wicket without a doubt though, what to do is smother matter. Play Lords tests on an out ground?

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@dgriffinpix @DerbyshireCCC The best ever name for a cricketer including his nickname

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@kelvmackenzie Cruel but I have little sympathy.

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@dgriffinpix @DerbyshireCCC Funny that, my dad introduced me to Bill Voce, I hadn't got a clue

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@dgriffinpix @DerbyshireCCC How do you even know this stuff

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A great day at the Hit for Six Festival Nashville Nights organised by West Hallam White Rose CC last Sunday. Raised an amazing £4k for the club. Free kids tickets, low prices. Corporate Country Fest down the road no kids, £24 for 4 small cans of beer. Community beats Corporation

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@WG_RumblePants Here's the team. All players apart from me at the front.

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@WG_RumblePants Back row, 5th from the right, how did Groucho Marx get there?

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@dgriffinpix @DerbyshireCCC @ACScricket Those were the days

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@WG_RumblePants There's a book on it

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@dgriffinpix @DerbyshireCCC @waynemadders77 I don't think we'll realise just how great his contribution is until he's retired

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@dgriffinpix @DerbyshireCCC The best two middle names of any cricketer