Andy Lovrak

My life is a series of accidents.

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I don't do well at nice hotels, because they call me sir and I had a jar of icing for dinner last night so let's calm it down.

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@OdunIshola A

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@bwick454 We Need to get ahold of this ASAP

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@theresa_lovrak I'm dying 😂

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@jesshaleyfierce @trashytweeter This exchange killed me.

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@theresa_lovrak You were fine!

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This year, I wanted to watch less TV, start reading and listen to intellectual podcasts. Two months into 2019, and now I listen to podcasts about the TV I watch, and I'm calling it a win.

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@bwick454 It's so good!!

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@KelseyLovrak Question 1: who the hell stays and narrates that? Burn it with fire.

Question 2: why are we not at all concerned where the female is. This is unaccounted for snake that you know if nearby.

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My coworker's cat went on a diet and gained two pounds, so I'm excited to announce that I officially have a spirit animal.

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Okay Netflix.

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@KelseyLovrak I forgot about your obsession with this movie!

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@gabmonty Sounds like your date went great last night!!

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@KelseyLovrak @jl_shipley When it's Bo time, it's Bo time.

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Personal Trainer: "My girlfriend has been doing keto."

Me: "oh there's no way I'd do that."

Trainer: "no, I just want you to stop eating so much cake."

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I'm sorry I asked you where the sunglasses were, but maybe don't wear a red t-shirt to Target if you don't work there Diane.

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@KelseyLovrak 100%. Like come on Karen, you do not need those granite countertops.

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@jl_shipley But that's genius!

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@Kassting @AlexSternGirl You guys are killing me! Coming to Austin the one weekend I'm in Chicago. Definitely check out Pueblo Viejo for great tacos.

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@jl_shipley This is now a life goal of mine.

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Airport Security Guard:
"Congratulations!"

Me: "Well thank you! No one has ever congratulated me on making it through security."

Security Guard: "I meant on the Eagles winning... You're wearing an Eagles shirt."