Andy 🏝🕧

I only live in queen cities. Bears, beats, #Billsmafia

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

I've developed a disgusting habit of writing another co-workers names on my "to-go" boxes for lunch, so if I forget about it, they'll blame that person during the weekly fridge clean out.

Sorry, dawg.

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

Run and gun ain't gonna work against the Swedes, boys. What will you ask? A pinch of the broad street bullies. #USAHockey

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@VolRising901 @paulp1232 @Leo_Glisic @realKTMcFarland @FernandoAmandi That's exactly what I'm saying. It's something they would clearly do, especially since they're already there. But is the juice worth that squeeze? They're going to get the oil no matter what. Now, for their buddies who are getting that oil? I think they'll say "life's tough".

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@Leo_Glisic @VolRising901 @realKTMcFarland @FernandoAmandi With China being a huge importer of oil (US oil included), would they see money better spent on a Venez. that's been decreasing production, increasing costs, AND giving 20B in loans in a rapidly changing SA; OR just buy oil regardless? Price vs cost is very different I think here

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@gruntdoc @catturd2 Bout damn time

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

Well. It seems to be about that time to start doing chores.

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@truthdotphd @SamanthaTaghoy So, in your analogy, we should treat drinking and driving accidents the same as those who crash and are 100% sober, as the alcohol had no impact on the likelihood of something occurring.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Last year my son got a job offer from OpenAI in San Francisco

$450,000 total compensation

While my whole family was celebrating, I sat in my basement analyzing the offer

Something wasn't clicking for me

First of all, $450k is an impossible amount to make

Will my son be required to perform illegal activities to earn that salary?

But that's not the worst

I looked at pension contributions

"We offer a 401k match"

I had never heard of a 401k

I did some research and nearly vomited

It's a retirement account that depends on the stock market

His entire future would depend on gambling

I called the OpenAI recruiter on behalf of my son and declined the offer

Fast forward a year, my son now works at SAP making a crisp €47,000 a year

He has 32 days paid vacation and his pension is guaranteed by the state

My wife keeps saying I "threw his life away"

She could not be more wrong

I actually saved his life from being destroyed by America

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@AfterLeWhistle

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

Free busses for everyone in NYC!! Riiiiiggghhhttttt after one or 6 raises for us.

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC sneaks in 16% pay raises to put on Zohran Mamdani’s desk as welcome gift https://t.co/PmiPiwxBmt

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

6'6" 220 lb defenseman don't grow on trees. 6'6" 220 lb defenseman who play like they're 5' 6" 155 lbs? They're even less common.

This dude is a unicorn in the worst possible way.

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Owen Power's NHL career so far:

— 21g | 97a | 118pts in 262 games
— +2
— averages 37pts per 82 games
— finished 3rd in Calder voting in 2023
— currently having the worst analytical season of his career

Is he ever going to be a #1 defenseman?

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@SmallDietDrKelp @BTawiliger @Mike_Bundt Yeah, but were you in boots?

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

Didn't check last night's Sabres score until now.

I'd rather watch the shitty Capitals and Ovis world tour.

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@OMGitsGball @ByMHarrington He's been left out because he's never proven himself to be "the guy" or a star in any form or fashion. Him simply improving to the point he's deemed worthy of where he was drafted should be his first priority. Carrying a team is fantastical at this point.

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@TrueSlazac Pfizer alone had a net profit of $8 billion in 2024. What's actually baffling is that people believe taxpayer money is the only way these things can be paid for.

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

Frank is now saying things such as "all done-o", "open-o", "it's all gone-o". I'm not sure who has been teaching him Spanish, but I'm impressed, I'm now also growing suspicious of my wife.

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@CactusBengal @SenMarkKelly

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@Fat_Electrician Is it cool?

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@Choppindatass

[Andy 🏝🕧 @andy_oranges_]

@Ab79003 @TheBuckYouWill Why on earth would America send a $300 million dollar stealth aircraft to intercept a puddle jumper