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I am the person to whom it always occurs the absolute worst thing to say. It's a gift. @simsBuckeye.bsky.social

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

Neither are peanut butter and jelly, but they invariably show up together, and are impossible to separate.

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

Conservatism and fascism are not the same thing https://t.co/I0kK0tkeoO

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

@pablocubist @mcmansionhell First glance I thought they were Nazca lines.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

@typesfast To the place where she cashed her welfare checks.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

@Criminalsimpson Another joke I didn’t get when the show originally aired. The series must have thousands of gags like that at minimum.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Trump The Peacemaker.
https://t.co/CHb4VKcq2E

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

Just don’t chase them while waving a gun around.

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

if you got dreams, you better chase em !!

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

I like waiting about ten years before I start streaming a show, so that I can berate everyone about their shitty phones.

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

If the Knicks waited 53 years for a ring, so can your girlfriend.

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

New today: Peter Thiel's secret society of illuminati had a website so insecure it exposed his entire membership list. And it's... interesting. His Palatantir folks, sure. Leonard Leo. The president of Stanford. Ezra Klein. And some D politicians who really shouldn't be there. 1/

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

@TuttReal @mcmansionhell No one ever solved anything with a run-on sentence.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

Some guy (of course it was a guy) put up a million bucks to try and win 85 grand. I’ll bet losing 1M sucks real hard. #WorldCup

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

Man, fuck Brendan Sorsby.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

@bdistel @gtconway3d Rich guy pulls petty dick move. Business as usual.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

If lighting strikes the Lynching Arch at the White House UFC thing tonight, I may begin to consider the fanciful notion of a higher power.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

@appletv’s #FridayNightBaseball stream is absolutely terrible, just ongoing bugginess since the game started. The ads, naturally, are glitch-free. #ARZvsCIN

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

Best. #Ceasefire. Ever.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

@Aykis16 Q4FOX

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

How’s that shit feel, technofascists? Keep sending him money, though, assholes. #AI

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

SCOOP: Trump blindsided AI leaders when he said he’d be meeting them to discuss taking equity stakes in their firms

"I actually have a meeting scheduled in the very short, in the very near future,” Trump said

This was news to the firms, sources say ...

https://t.co/gcYN80BoYL

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

Very interesting, and an excellent primer about how drone warfare is conceived and implemented.

[Lawfare @lawfare]

"Jackie" is the call signal of an American Army veteran who volunteered in 2022 with the Ukrainian military and has been fighting the Russians ever since.

He joined Benjamin Wittes on Lawfare Daily to talk about how he came to serve in the Ukrainian army, the changes in drone warfare, and more.

[preemptively difficult @andy_sims]

Now, we throw it to Shaq, who will mumble in a dull monotone and add nothing of value to the broadcast. Will he imply that he banged someone’s mom? Let’s find out! #NBAFinals #InsidetheNBA