Andy Turner

Dear lord, what a sad little life Jane

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

Live footage of CoCo speaking to Tasha in the villa:

@CharityShopSue @sue_parody #LoveIsland

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

And iMessage @Apple !!! you ain’t getting away with this either x

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

When are @Snapchat going to grow up and give us a lock button on the voice icon so I can send voice messages without having to hold my finger down - ty in advance

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

Josh has never seen titanic… I think I’ve got the ick???

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

@alexandrarrigby Love ya!!! Xx

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

#NewProfilePic

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

How do I burn 3 stone in one workout? Asking for a mate x

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

We’re living a real life Line of duty 😂😂😂 send in DC Arnott, Fleming and Hastings!!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: The Metropolitan Police says it will not investigate allegations of a party at Downing Street due to an "absence of evidence" and a force policy not to investigate retrospective breaches of coronavirus regulations.

Read more here: https://t.co/wpkeCfB3bt

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

Similar energy but when I was younger I thought I found a real life birds egg in the park and after incubating for weeks under a lamp and everything, it turned out to be a mini egg and melted 🤡 🤡 🤡

[Megan 🇮🇪 @meganjrenee]

😭

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

@ElleKavanaghx @fightbobby

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

@_EllieXD_ That is iconic

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

I’ve decided that @ellenmooreee is the worst influence

I’ve never experienced a hangover quite like the one I’ve got today xo

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

@OJT111 @ElleKavanaghx you 😂😂😂

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

@j0shuaedwards @TonyBlakePhoto Get my suit off x

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

Someone asked me last night if I was a Tory because I was wearing a Ralph Lauren shirt LOOOOOOOL

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

This ❗️❗️❗️

[Andy Turner @andy_t1795]

Why are my dreams so fucking boring ?? I literally dreamed that I was eating a double sausage and egg McMuffin lmao