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@quarsan Hippies -- a constant supply of renewable burnable fuel.

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If you can spare a tenner, I'm sure the middle progeny will be grateful. http://t.co/jC9iM5MqIJ via @gofundme

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@quarsan Did you see his hopeless metaphor about a red flashing light on the dashboard of the world economy? I felt ill.

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Another classic. #SVU and #PornstarRequiem. Heart-breakingly good.

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@The_Bobmortimer 2100 iTunes songs. £8. Deal?

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@quarsan Switzerland. Oh wait, maybe not.

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@quarsan Shock horror as journalist ignores breaking canteen news. Front page stuff.

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@quarsan You owe me one! :) That said, they are bloody idiots.

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Amazingly good #SVU tonight. @TheKelliGiddish gave her best performance yet. Really well written and acted #holdensmanifesto.

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You have to be kidding me...

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Oh dear -- going straight to hell. Just realized I can't remember the words to The Lord's Prayer anymore.

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Well done Maribor!

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Florida, have a word, please. 90-year-old Florida man charged for feeding homeless people -- http://t.co/00AfoG1VXC

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Russel Brand is definitely on The List™. If only his mind was as expansive as his poorly used vocabulary.

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@Lorikendall96 Can you not sftp into your home network? No, of course not. Might require knowing what you're doing with a network. :P

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@Lorikendall96 Schoolboy error.

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@mrt1m @IBexWeBex Love ya to bits, but goose bumps/pimples is another example of Americans and British divided by a common language.

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@EXADude It only means they show you twice. Maybe if it's on two axes, you could do something a bit more clever.

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@GaryLineker @GeraghtyDarren @BBCOne ***MORE*** foolish.

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@saberenco Bit too much of an aftertaste for my liking.