Andy Gold

I have a butt

[Andy Gold @AndyaGold]

@KillaKreww Those guys are living rent free in her head. Sweet Jesus.

[Andy Gold @AndyaGold]

@DiabolicalUnc @NBA @luka7doncic I don't think he looks more than 250

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

Bear found his next opponent 🐻🧮

[Andy Gold @AndyaGold]

@BrianIsJustOkay Brian: Can I pay you tomorrow?

Carl: There is no tomorrow! (punches Brian in the stomach as hard as he can)

[Karl Malone @TheDeliverer_32]

Rest In Peace, Penny Marshall 🙏🏽

[JazzNation @JazzNationNews]

On this day three years ago
Coach Jerry Sloan passed away 😢

We miss you Coach

March 28, 1942 – May 22, 2020

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#JazzNation #UtahJazz #TakeNote
#JerrySloan #NBA

[Jazz Bear @utahjazzbear]

SORRY NOT SORRY @SlamsonTheLion @SacramentoKings

[NBA @NBA]

Join us in wishing @CollinSexton02 of the @utahjazz a HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY! #NBABDAY

[Jazz Bear @utahjazzbear]

#NewProfilePic

[Karl Malone @TheDeliverer_32]

It’s appears to me that I have been getting a lot of tweets about why I call my followers grasshoppers. As a little boy I loved Kung Fu the star was David Carradine... “When you snatch the pebble from my hand it’s time for you to leave..my grasshopper.”

[NBA @NBA]

Join us in wishing @simofonte13 of the @utahjazz a HAPPY 27th BIRTHDAY! #NBABDAY

[Andy Gold @AndyaGold]

@TheRodvolution I never get on Twitter anymore but what a lovely surprise!

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

We are heartbroken by the passing of Utah Jazz legend Mark Eaton.

Our thoughts are with his family as we all mourn the loss of a great man, mentor, athlete and staple of the community.

[Wiseguys Comedy @WiseguysUtah]

This Fr/Sat it’s @AndyaGold LIVE @WiseguysUtah Jordan Landing!! Get tix: https://t.co/LtaYdDmilo #comedy #wiseguyscomedy #thisplaceisajoke

[deg @degg]

when lisa leslie threw down the first dunk in wnba history she yelled “CHOW MY BOX” at the opposing bench

[Andy Gold @AndyaGold]

Do you ever see a homeless person with a dog? It’s like, yo, eat your dog.

[Andy Gold @AndyaGold]

@DoctorMacArthur No but y’all suck too

[deg @degg]

men who mow the lawn while drunk make me sick. respect the lawn

[Amerah @amerahaames]

No offense but if you’re tweeting about a comedian defending them because you like their comedy, or if you care about comedy in general? You’re a dork and you should die

[Andy Gold @AndyaGold]

@brianisgood96 Are you trying to suggest brother Malone would lose in a one on one against anyone? Repent, pray and then let’s talk.