andyalco

one person’s lol is another’s wtf

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now

[greg @greg16676935420]

I think I just figured out why California has such a big problem with fires

[Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌 @RepealTCPA1947]

Your roommate who never pays rent proposes buying a flat together

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit"

[Fanatic 🇺🇸 @crusade_enjoyer]

Not being a fucking communist is realizing this goes insanely hard.

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Somali daycare owner

[Way of the World @wayotworld]

Syria refuses to withdraw its troops from Europe.

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

oh no someone call the moon police

[David @dqveed]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields.

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

Crazy pivot on homeless policy

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Popes used to call crusades. Can you imagine what Urban II would’ve done with a dozen F-35s?

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

Applied for a new passport online. They said it might take 6 weeks to get it back. Got it in the mail 4 days later. @marcorubio has the State Dept running like a Chick-fil-A in a white neighborhood.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Las Vegas has all of them, and with stripper bars inside

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

Imagine taking a time machine back to 2001 and telling these guys that the Apprentice host will be the one to bomb Iran.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

When George Washington said The Potomac River could be a vital trade route for moving goods from the interior to Atlantic ports, he meant agricultural products, not human shit.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

They're going to call it "the Senate"

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

My favourite part of U.S. history is the sheer number of countries around the world that had some profound, nothing-was-the-same, year-zero interaction with the U.S. that the Americans have almost completely forgotten about. Japan had TWO of them, and the Americans only remember the latter one because it had a-bombs.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

As long as she doesn’t drug and rob our agents, we’ll consider that an improvement over her past behavior.