Andy Amsler

Paid Media @precisionstrat // Works from early in the morning until late in the evening. Makes many calls and has many meetings.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

My new most hated words in the English language: “But, Daaaddd…”

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

I did a thing. Wordle 203 3/6

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[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

Friendly reminder that, even in a pandemic, it is not possible to parent and work at the same time.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

@KrishanaDavis Totoro is so good

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Hey America — the GOP put the plan to overthrow the government in a fucking PowerPoint!

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

Jesus these parents did everything up to pulling the trigger themselves.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

Looking through my moms cookbook and wtf is this recipe. I’m totally making it to find out.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

Yet FB won’t let us ask for $5 from someone supports “same-sex marriage” to benefit a charity.

[Donie O'Sullivan @donie]

NEW: Facebook has sold ads promoting anti-vaccine messages, comparing the US government's response to Covid-19 to Nazi Germany, casting doubt on the result of the 2020 election, and even pushing political violence.
https://t.co/cF21oqFnaF @AC360

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

++ time spent with mobile content now rivals TV viewership

[Precision @precisionstrat]

Digital ad prices are up sharply this year, causing some companies to reassess their marketing strategies. But according to paid media SVP @AndyAmsler, digital advertising remains one of the best bargains around: https://t.co/h6AMpSR3a9

[Covie @covie_93]

Wearing a mask did not kill any student in school today, a gun did.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

New game show idea: removing, disassembling, cleaning and re-installing child car seats. Winner gets a handful of 5-week-old Cheerios.

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Y’all show up to school board meetings over American History (I mean CRT), but y’all mighty quiet over school shootings.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

WTF kind of headline is this

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

My wife often refers to the lesson she learned in college, that not everyone organizes the fridge like her. I think I’m realizing the same for myself, but about slide decks.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

In case you were wondering why it’s impossible to keep anything clean as a parent. I legit swept the kitchen this morning. By dinner time, this 😱

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

First our toddler gets sent home with a fever and suspected croup. Then both kids have off school. Then the 5 year old gets put on quarantine for 2 weeks and sent home. Going to have that glass of wine later.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

Wait, is big bird under 12???

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

Reminder that 80% of the country is sane

[(((Harry Enten))) @ForecasterEnten]

Per the CDC, 80% of all adults have received at least one Covid dose. 70% have been fully vaccinated. Got some clowns out there claiming garbage, but MOST people aren't listening to the clowns. Thankfully.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

Love to see it when your boss comes in strong and backs you up on something! Not saying it’s unusual (it’s definitely the norm at my work) but it sure feels good.

[Andy Amsler @andyamsler]

I’m only on episode 1 but Lucy is by far the best human on Twin Peaks