Andrew Webster

[Zach Halverson @ZachHalverson]

Here's a look at ticket availability for hockey games being held today at NHL arenas in the United States!

First, the NHL games and second, the Class AA championship of the Minnesota High School Boys Hockey State Tournament. #TheTourney26

[Marissa Voss™ @marissavoss]

This might be the filthiest goal I’ve seen AND IT IS SCORED BY A HIGH SCHOOLER. This is why the tourney is undefeated.

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@Todd_Spence The Shining, Cuckoo's Nest, Chinatown, 5 Easy Pieces, The Departed, The Last Detail, Easy Rider, and of course TOMMY. Honorable Mention: Mars Attacks!

[The Twins Almanac @TwinsAlmanac]

Congratulations to Jhoan Duran, Carlos Correa, Harrison Bader, Willi Castro, Danny Coulombe, Ty France, Louis Varland, Brock Stewart, Chris Paddack, and Griffin Jax on their recent promotions to serious teams.

[🏗️ @notgeorgevalera]

imagine you’re a 26 year old with a 7.6 ERA in high-A contemplating whether or not you should hang up the cleats and then you get traded straight up for Carlos Correa

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@TheFancyRay @andrewzimmern I would put Ron Magers before Paul, but otherwise I concur.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

SRV making it look easy on a rare 1930s Gibson L1

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@twinsdaily It completely slipped my mind that I watched Big Sexy as a Twin.

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

I do want to be a fan, but https://t.co/apWbfyrIpr and the https://t.co/E1t3wyh2qQ can F#cking s#ck the Giant D!ck! My street taco vendor has better accessibility. #FixYourShit

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@AaronGleeman #BluePits is now part of my lexicon. It's not for when something bad in life happens, as in a partner leaving or getting laid off and your dog dieing. It's more for the normal mundane events in life that just make it more difficult, like a flat tire while you're in your driveway

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@tlschwerz @FMBrew I'm just thinking about baseball.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"If we played them ten times, they might win nine. But not this game, not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight we shut them down because we can. Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world."

- Herb Brooks, today in 1980

👉 https://t.co/2toAGznent

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@charley_ck14 This deserves a solid 🙌

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@tlschwerz Maybe he lost his LA privileges.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“This retails for $1.98, and it’s called Bag O’ Glass. You don’t feel this toy is dangerous?”

“No! Look, we put a label on every bag that says ‘Kid! Be careful: broken glass!’”

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@AaronGleeman 👎All day long; and I'm a season ticket holder. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@HellOnHeelsGirl I'm not telling you how good the games were in today's quarterfinals of the Minnesota AA Boy's high school hockey tournament, so... you're welcome.

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@bryanbehar Treefort. A kid built treefort.

[Andrew Webster @AndyandDrew]

@florencerounda2 @bryanbehar Needlenose will work.