Andy Bader

got a tin can and a string.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

[Noah Stalgia @Noahstalgia]

Kanye asking Paul McCartney what pussy was like in the Sixties, is to me, the greatest question ever posed.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It’s a nice idea but it’s making me hungry and I am nowhere near the museum. They have no solution for people in my situation

[Congresswoman Deborah Ross @RepDeborahRoss]

Congrats to @NCGOP on becoming the encyclopedia example of a dummymander. I hope this will motivate you to spend less time suppressing voters and more time delivering for them!

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

There might not be a wider gulf in perception vs reality than what people think librarians do all day vs the bullshit they actually have to deal with on a daily basis

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

first day at standing school

[David Hudnall @davidhudnall]

Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Jeffries opponents on the left are making a meal of this - members who just ducked out for a pointless post-election reception are getting their AIPAC tracker number shot back at them, accused of secretly supporting the Iran War, etc.

Skip the reception, go to work! Simple as.

[Majid Hosseini @m4h007]

The actual disgrace here is one particular person: Katherine Clark, the Democratic whip, whose job, literally, is to make sure Democratic representatives show up to vote.

Instead, an organization she cofounded runs an event exactly at the same time as the vote.

Either Katherine Clark is incompetent, or is a liar who believes everyone is an idiot.

Either way, she’s not qualified to be a representative, let alone to be in a leadership role.

[Max @Gottalovemax]

if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[unLUCKY @inadequali]

this is how you’re supposed to deal with inconveniences

[🩰 @bambolinalara]

Accidentally ordered my sudoku book in Chinese but it’s fine

[Pat Ryan 🇺🇸 @PatRyanUC]

Actually, I had back surgery yesterday and checked myself out of the hospital this morning to make sure I voted to IMPEACH Hegseth.

He’s the most incompetent & immoral SecDef in history and he needs to go!

[james_roe @james_roe]

FDR was very explicit when creating the minimum wage that it should be a livable wage.

This idea that minimum wage jobs are starter jobs is corporate propaganda used to defend paying people substandard wages.

[honeybaked @davibroui]

Sales associate in Tokyo asked where I’m visiting from and when I said New York, he said “ah, hamburger!”

[Katy Kelleher @KatyKelleher]

Having one of those days where I mourn the loss of the usable internet. It's become so degraded and empty, so full of bullshit and devoid of life, so much more difficult to navigate and enjoy. It's all platforms, products, sponsored posts, scams, scams, scams.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Split screen at Capitol Hill today:
Hakeem Jeffries is arguing that he should be the leader of the Democrats — and then, as the current leader, he couldn’t get enough Democrats to show up to impeach Pete Hegseth

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

[read about what’s happening with AI]

ME: Wow we’re actually legit fucked this is so bad.

[go outside]

ME: Wait those people are all acting like nothing unusual is happening. Maybe I was just in a paranoid bubble? Yeah it must be that. Phew.

[read more about what’s happening with AI]

ME: Wait no we ARE fucked. Shit. It’s all those people outside who are in a delusional bubble.

[go outside]

ME: Wait...

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

do conservatives ever stop crying? or is it this fake pearl clutching, protecting the epstein class and losing a war against iran for israel the only things this party is about nowadays?