Andy Bader

got a tin can and a string.

[𝐒𝐕𝐕𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃 @SVVVAYED]

The best attitude towards AI is treating it like a dumbass to bounce ideas off, which nevertheless helps you think of the correct answer. Much like how House treats his team

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Ukraine, leader of the free world in more ways than one.

[grizzy @Furbeti]

Mackenzie Scott received 36 billion in the divorce in 2019

She has given over 26 billion since then

She's estimated to have a current net worth of 40 billion

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

The way we used to get wool from wild sheep was by waiting until they naturally shed, and either picking out the fleece by hand or collecting it from bushes as it was caught. Humans bred sheep to no longer shed to have a continuous source of wool. Now we *have* to shear them.

[Aaron Astor @AstorAaron]

Not so hot take: The real 250 celebration is turning out to be...the World Cup. Unlike whatever this shitshow is on the Mall, the World Cup is generating huge enthusiasm all across the country and (mostly) showcasing America at its best.

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

He seems like a genuinely happy dude trying to get shit done, which is a real novelty right now given how many miserable do nothings dominate our government

Even if you don’t like his policies, his aura is undeniable

[✒️ @Literariium]

This is actually so real

[Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) @Shark3ozero]

midterms are going to be a chud extinction event or a generational disappointment with no inbetween

[LPC @landpalestine]

Just one day after Jeff Bezos criticized New York school spending

Zohran Mamdani announced that the city had recovered $9 million in unpaid fines from Amazon delivery trucks

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[dick genital @dick_genital]

Johnny Knoxville’s love of “playing with the bulls” is simply the most literal manifestation of Jackass’ entire ethos: the emancipation of the soul from fear of pain

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Life used to move so much slower

[Matt @scriptumsent]

3yo wants to play doctor so I complain of a tummy ache. She runs an “x-ray,” turns out I have multiple broken bones but she has something that will make me feel better. Brings me an old gift box and says to open it: it’s a crucifix.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

🔥 @RoKhanna campaigning for @AbdulElSayed:

“The last people who have any right to lecture us about electability are the establishment who lost to Donald Trump twice. I don’t want to hear it. If you had anything to do with those campaigns, please sit down or exit stage left.”

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Can they stop doing the movie trailer thing where there is a slowed down Acapella version of a well known pop song with scary spooky noises behind it. Can we be done with it. It's enough. We don't need spooked up Hall and Oates for your thriller. It's so stale it's dust

[Harry Eskin @harryeskin]

They showed us this sequence in my first year of film school and it was one of the first things I remember truly blowing my mind back then

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I have never seen a politician hit a reporter with a uno reverse like this in my life.