Andy Brett

[Andy Brett @andybrett73]

@Lord_Sugar 1. Yes; 2. No; 3. No; 4. Yes; 5. No.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I wish I could possess the same calm demeanour as the people who hog the middle lane of the motorway going at 50mph. They look so serene. You glance at their faces and they appear to have not have a care in the world, just staring forward with smug, gormless little smiles. I want that kind of unthinking bliss to find me.

[Adam Luxon @adam_luxon]

Do you agree that Boris Johnson should be prosecuted and sent to prison?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Britain has gotten poorer over the last decade. Brexit didn't work.

Disposable income has fallen more than in other European countries and certainly more than in the US.

They cut their nose off despite their economic face, a populist, nationalist, emotional decision, and now they're stuck because you can't get the same deal with the EU you once had.

People are done with both parties and they want to throw the bums out.

Now Farage is rising. I've met him and think he’s a con.

Go read his economic proposals — some of them are hate-based, some are tribally based.

Farage's broader economic proposals are populist noise that will make the country weaker and hurt the very people supporting him.

[Andy Brett @andybrett73]

@footballtweet Carra

[Andy Brett @andybrett73]

@bushontheradio Love it. With honeyed Chorizo on the side.

[Andy Brett @andybrett73]

@TheCinesthetic

[Andy Brett @andybrett73]

@cagiago_ Terry?

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm 52 years old and have been a gamer since a kid. However, I'm not very good. I play every game I buy on easy mode because my reactions are shit. And I want to get value for my money without being put off by dying every five minutes.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’ve had an idea to make F1 racing more consistently exciting. Don’t use tracks where overtaking is difficult.

[Andy Brett @andybrett73]

@RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret Why or how, is Russia so strong militarily? Their population is about the same size as Germany and UK combined. How do they sustain such a relatively powerful military?

[Andy Brett @andybrett73]

@TheCinesthetic Changing Toby’s character entirely in the last season of west wing.

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Our message is clear: hunts have no place parading through our streets, celebrating their cruel and illegal activities. They are wildlife criminals.

RT if you agree!

[LB @LBLFC_]

Bad helmet, this fella. Goes out of his way to be Mr Sky Sports with his stupid glasses like he's some big deal. Just a bitter nobhead who's got a weird chip on his shoulder over Salah who's 100x the player he was. Bin that jumper aswell lad it's shite. @Carra23