Andrew Burt

Lenovo Global Alliance, Kyndryl; Interests: Alliances & Partnerships, Service Providers, ISVs, Cloud, SMEs; Personal: running, music, sport, cooking & wine

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@NickyAACampbell brilliant intro 👏 Well I wonder if Keir is thinking he started something he couldn’t finish?

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@nadhimzahawi face facts, you’re just a makeweight bauble for the frog man to play with. But morally you should be ashamed. Think of your children. They’ll suffer long after you’re fish & chip paper

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@reformparty_uk @nadhimzahawi Yep, 8 weeks as chancellor. Absolute veteran. Fantastic career. Great public service, but better service to yourself. Perfect for Reform. You were yesterday’s man today. Time to spend more time with your family I think, or maybe that’s why you’ve welded yourself to Farage?

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@nadhimzahawi If anyone accuses this convicted tax cheat and failed has been Tory of hypocrisy and opportunism, I’ll fight them

I think you might’ve inadvertently deleted your tweet from 2015. Just in case you need it 😊

https://t.co/Ue4Htc7rhd

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@nadhimzahawi I’m glad you’ve joined ‘Reform’. Apart from Truss & Qwarteng you’re the only toxic Tory tax cheat opportunistic hypocrite has been not to decamp. Well done 👏

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@Ons_Jabeur You’re my & my family’s favourite, not just because you’re a world class tennis player, but because you’re a world class person. Hoping you return in good health and happiness very soon 🙏

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

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Goodbye to you both, & goodbye America. As Woody Guthrie said, Bound for Glory, but never made it. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. 😔

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@monstroso Thank you !

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@monstroso Hi, my brother and I were at the Brighton show. We wanted ‘Johnny’ to sign this book, which we think inspired your character. Wld love it if you could send a dedication to him (Martin) & I will add to the book for him - thank you for all the laughs !

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@monstroso

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@rickedwards1 Professor Pat Pending from Wacky Races - my favourite!

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[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@rickedwards1 Thanks, yes you certainly examined his views thoroughly! Great show, as usual 👍

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@rickedwards1 don’t let ‘in my opinion’ become an outlet for corporate propaganda. The fracking man was simply quoting from his company’s publicity material. It clearly wasn’t his personal opinion

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@nadhimzahawi Congratulations on your ability to take dictation. Well written. Well done. The least we can expect from our leaders is literacy. And you really are the least we can expect 👏

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@MattHancock Oh please shut up you stupid pointless waste of space. They’re not letting you back into the big boys room, no matter how obsequious you are 😂

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@grantshapps You reckon Boris and Rishi are vital to preventing more Putin atrocities in Ukraine? Are you deluded, or on powerful drugs ? You & the rest of the government are yesterday’s people, utterly dispensable.Stop defending the indefensible. Tell them to resign. From an (ex) Tory voter

[Andrew Burt @andyburt31]

@BorisJohnson @RishiSunak for the country’s sake, resign. You’ve made the UK a laughing stock; you should be ashamed of your self-serving arrogance. From an (ex) Tory voter

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@DeborahThreadgo @ChinaSichuanD18 Wonderful, lovely picture, missing you both !