D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉

Writer of hyper-local satirical nonsense.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@Glinner @BacklogReviewer Pronouns are a thing, unlike your career.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@JaniceW78256134 @andreajenkyns We need a jab for stupid.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@SimonScarrow @dannywallace U OK, hun?

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@gu47351 @dannywallace @SimonScarrow Maaaaaaaate!

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@JamesCleverly Cry harder.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@muttlysaid As I said...

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@NYC2SN1 @ameliasamson Yes, this. He turned up to a band try out wearing a yellow and black jumper. They called him sting. Job done.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@Conservatives I mean, you'd know.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@supertanskiii @FairSociety3 Good. To do your best for others, you need to prioritise yourself.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@TiceRichard Are you 12 years old?

[Ruppies @PaulBar05336861]

@LeeHurstComic @simonjgarrett Or like putting tour dates in your name and thinking anyone will show up.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@QueuesPub

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@PostcodeLottery Stop advertising on Gbeebies, yeah?

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@IoWBobSeely @RachelReevesMP @UKLabour We are. Sit down.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@ManMadeMoon This just cheered me right up!

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@Conservatives 14 years, mate. Sit down.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@manorfarmshopuk @brianmoore666 Surely the point of VAT is that it is added. You don't take it out of your profit, you add it. Then you give that to HMRC. It's not your money, you're simply collecting it, it's not your tax.

[D҉e҉v҉/҉N҉u҉l҉l҉ @andycal]

@JamesCleverly You had **checks notes** 14 years to deliver, and you didn't.