Andrew Castle

mover & shaker, overpaid button pusher; ex Royal Hussar, music & rum lover, animal friend, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿. No nudes in my profile, sorry ☺️

[Andrew Castle @andycastle46587]

Sorry Halle, I’m already married 😉

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

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@mapet_hugh @TUIUK True Murph. We went on https://t.co/z6mCLWcrP5 and found alternative ourselves.

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Holiday in Sorrento for our Pearl Wedding anniversary and @TUIUK think this was not worthy of relocation. I had to pay for an alternative hotel that was quiet and the shower worked and wasn’t disgusting. Next holiday won’t be with them

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@StanCollymore Entertaining match. DRG were excellent the keeper was MotM. England played okay and winning when not at your best is a good thing. One game at a time. African teams are improving at every WC, it won’t be long before we have an African champion

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@Jeremy_Hunt Have you been on holiday to Europe recently? For that reason alone it has been a disaster

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@_HenryBolton @GoodwinMJ Not to mention that £5,000,000 bung for Farage

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@narindertweets Looks good to me 😘

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@robbyyy @Spurs_fl @AlasdairGold I wonder how social media would have judged signing Gary Mabbutt from Bristol Rovers. Let the manager decide. Romero has been a liability at times with stupid bookings and red cards

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"We asked 100 people to name something you might hide down the side of a house. You said a motorhome...."

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

"I once spent £400,000 of other people's money on jewellery, cosmetics and a campervan and my wife didn't know anything about it."

[Andrew Castle @andycastle46587]

@trussliz @realDonaldTrump Aligning with a man who won’t apologise for a racist tweet on his account is not a good look for you

[Andrew Castle @andycastle46587]

@1MickyHazard Happy birthday Micky, I hope you have a great day

[Andrew Castle @andycastle46587]

@richardosman George Best didn’t make the cut then?

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@GeoffreyBoycott I seem to remember that in the winning Ashes series in Australia ’70 Knotty entered the Guinness Book of Records for not conceding a single bye in any test match. We need a proper wicket keeper again

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@stephenpollard I don’t know if he’s the right man for the job, but I do know that the team have produced insipid performances like that under a raft of different managers or coaches over the last 20 years.

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@SkyJacquie @SkyNews

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@gceccles @ChimeWhistle @AsleF They don’t help, but rosters and turn lengths need a proper study. I also have a pet hate regarding maximum length of turns starting before an AM book on causing a loading of hours into the late turns. People get tired whatever the time of day is around the roster

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@legsidelizzy The usual thing. Batsmen perform poorly, change the bowlers

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@legsidelizzy The lesson here is if you’re going to spend a fortune on flights hotels and test match tickets make sure you don’t buy tickets for day 3 onwards. Save your money for a boat trip to The Barrier Reef or a few days at Uluru because there’ll be no cricket to watch

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@englandcricket Fortunately a trip to Australia from the UK is cheap and easy to do. England seem to have the ability to fit in a whole test match that lasts the whole flight

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