Andy

greetings earthlings.

[Andy @andycattt]

@letsgo2thephone City tavern!

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time."

Jon Stewart receives a standing ovation from 9/11 first responders after slamming lawmakers for failing to fund programs providing healthcare to the first responders https://t.co/vSFOq11Wr5

[Andy @andycattt]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I had no idea Christmas came weekly!! Thank you for the insight.

[Andy @andycattt]

@JamieWojo @jossie_flores @Adam12pm Lol. Are we watching the same show? Or are you saying you think fat-shaming is funny? LMK

[Karen Cuneo @KarenCuneo]

Me to myself: you don’t need another cup of coffee you’ve already had two.
Myself to me:

[Andy @andycattt]

@realDonaldTrump

[Andy @andycattt]

@realDonaldTrump You served then hamburgers? I heard hamberders were better. But whatever.

[Andy @andycattt]

@realDonaldTrump What’s a hamberder? Never had one!

[John Legend @johnlegend]

To everyone telling me how courageous I am for appearing in the doc, it didn't feel risky at all. I believe these women and don't give a fuck about protecting a serial child rapist. Easy decision.

[Andy @andycattt]

@Adam12pm

[b @bdev__]

The only unrealistic part of The Office is that people willingly choose to spend their entire lives in Scranton

[Andy @andycattt]

@realDonaldTrump You’re dumb. And ugly.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my cousin announced he was gonna be a dad at our christmas gathering so now i have to get belligerently drunk to make it about me again

[Kaleigh Raia @KaleighRaia]

My dad recorded himself every single day for a month trying to drop a k-cup off his head into the keurig until one day...

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Having some Razzles (it’s a candy AND a gum) in your honor, @ArianaGrande! #thankunext

[Andy @andycattt]

@TOMS, what an unbelievable organization doing incredible things. This takes less than 5 seconds, but is so powerful.

[Andy @andycattt]

Let's #endgunviolencetogether - go to https://t.co/p52QxBbvC9 to send your representative a postcard demanding they take action on what more than 90% of Americans agree on: universal background checks. https://t.co/aBLVtFaJMi via @TOMS

[Andy @andycattt]

@carissatirotto always. never a question .

[Mo Higgins @MoHiggs]

@andycattt @realDonaldTrump Thank you, next

[Andy @andycattt]

@realDonaldTrump BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO. You are useless. Move over, idiot.