Andy Cerda

Texas Ex 🤘🏼| RGV/Austin ➡️ DC | Annoying Spurs, Astros, (Redacted) and Longhorns fan 😌

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Been looking forward to this all year 🙂‍↕️ @wmata

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Metro Rewind is now LIVE! How many trips did you take? How many miles did you ride? Were you in the top 10%? See how your rides rank: https://t.co/wv3ZclTmiq

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Look @wmata I get yall snubbing me last year but this is just mean 😭

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Today, we hosted 50 customers who earned “Top 1%” bragging rights in our 2025 Metro Rewind ridership report! 🤩 They got to hang out with @wmataGM, scored cool merch, & even tested their skills on our bus & rail simulator to see if they have what it takes to be an operator 🚇🚍

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

@dcadamb @wmataGM Well done! But coming for that record next year 🤔

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

First Calvin and Hobbes comic strip was published 40 years ago yesterday. 🐯 👦🏼

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Tomorrow on my birthday

[D J @TxForever]

A&M 27 point comeback, OU win over Bama, Texas loss at Georgia.

I’m ready for the worst Saturday of my life

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

@Carlocoooo Only time I’ll allow this slanderous GIF

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Should’ve made him a dingo

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Can’t believe I get to voice a character in the new Zootopia 2 film! Here he is, Robert Furwin.

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

@ceslion6 Mood

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Welcome back 2020 Cowboys

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Cowboys so far this season:

• No. 1 offense: 404.3 yards per game.

• No. 32 defense: 420.5 yards per game.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Your UTRGV Vaqueros have aced their non-conference slate 4-0, and remain undefeated in program history. They have outscored their opponents 234-34.

Greatest. Team. Of. All. Time.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

At some point we need to start asking the question: is UTRGV the greatest team in college football history?

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

Texas is 0–5 on 3rd downs and 2–5 on 4th downs.

Longhorns have 21 rush attempts... 0 have gone for 10 yards or more.

This isn't against Georgia, or Oklahoma, or Texas A&M. This is against UTEP.

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Can anyone really say with a straight face that 4 of these teams would be 2-0 had they played OSU week 1?

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Texas’s offensive struggles seem real rn, but too many people are dismissing this team over a close, road loss to the #1 team in the country

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

One of the more difficult SEC power rankings in recent memory (Week 2 edition)

1: LSU
2: Georgia
3: Ole Miss
4: Tennessee
5: Texas
6: Oklahoma
7: Missouri
8: Texas A&M
9: Auburn
10: Vandy
11: South Carolina
12: Alabama
13: MS State
14: Arkansas
15: Florida
16: Kentucky

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

Me in Mario Party

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Dodgers were up 3-0 and one out from a no-hitter by Yoshinobu Yamamoto … and they lost.

[Carlos @Carlocoooo]

I’ve seen enough, give Arch the Heisman rn

[Andy Cerda @andycerda05]

And my parents wonder why I miss Whataburger so much

[Barred in DC @BarredinDC]

Updating my burger guide for first time since in 2 years (since summer 2023).
Duke's and Lucky Buns have same price for burger ($16-$17, not including fries), while Le Diplomate has increased their price (including fries) from $24 to $29.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

In case you're wondering where FCS newcomer UTRGV is, it's about 15 miles to the Mexican border in south Texas.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Tough stretch right now for Cowboys/Longhorn fans