Andrew Walters

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@petetong at the arena #ibizaclassics #comeonpassion #eyeeye

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@PintsDrank 3

[Jeff Peel @JeffreyPeel]

Something is fundamentally wrong. Public sector pension pot values are roughly 6x greater than private sector pots in the UK. This is the great taking. Your money is funding their retirements.

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

WOW @England 👏🏻👏🏻

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@trinodj Legend

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Perhaps spending £500bn on a flu outbreak wasn't the best use of money in retrospect? Maybe those who called for it should be nowhere near Government?

[Aldo Sterone @AldoSterone111]

Le prochain premier ministre britannique va commencer par aller voir le roi, c’est la tradition. Par la suite, il ira rencontrer Zelinsky pour lui prêter allégeance. Puis, il va appeler Van der Layen pour confirmer sa vassalité à l’UE. Enfin, il mangera avec des patrons de hedge funds avant de venir à la television nous parler de climat.

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@onthishillwedie “Outrageous” 😂 bloody hell

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@brucemillington @PolitlcsUK Wow

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@AllisonPearson Spoken like a true Blair loyalist!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 Jürgen Klopp has launched a scathing attack on the cooling breaks being used during this World Cup. 👊

"Football is being held hostage by executives sitting in air-conditioned offices.

These breaks are being presented as a shield for player welfare, a noble weapon against the heat. In reality, they are nothing more than a golden cage built for sponsors.

When I saw players standing around during cooling breaks while television timeouts dictated the rhythm of the match, I couldn't help but ask myself: who is the World Cup really serving?

The supporters? The players? Or the advertisers?

A World Cup match should flow like a river. Instead, we are building dams in the middle of it so commercials can be shown.

It's dangerous for the spirit of the game. Football used to be the main event, but it now risks becoming background music for an advertising show."

He didn't hold back. 👏👏

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@1001TLtv Pulsar - Cloudwalking
But there are so many to mention ….

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@RacingTV Epsom have had some rotten luck the last 2 days, and all the knockers & grifters will have their say as they always must. Derby day is still one of great sporting occasions in the UK and Epsom is an uniquely amazing track.

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@HawkWing2002 Any lie can be described as incredibly serious if it’s not true

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

academics trying to save the humanities

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

American in The “Unpredictable” UK Heat Wave

[Andrew Walters @andyfal199]

@Ed_Miliband 🤡

[Will Aitkenhead @willaitkenhead]

What did we learn last week with a view to Royal Ascot? Plenty of clues and targets confirmed with just over four weeks to go.. 🧵

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits

Part 2

Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowardly
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection
Deep shit: Big trouble
Shitfaced: Drunk
Shitstorm: Chaos
Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing
Full of shit: Lying
Shit-ton: Huge amount
Shithead: Jerk
Shithole: Terrible place
Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous
No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious
Don’t give a shit: Don’t care
Shit happens: Oh well
I shit you not: Truth
Shit stirrer: Drama starter
The shits: Diarrhea
Good shit: Excellent
Crock of shit: Nonsense
Shit sandwich: Bad situation

[I ❤️ Snooker @ILoveSnooker_]

Mark Williams clearing the colours without moving his feet in 41 seconds.