🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️

Now living my dream and cruising the worlds waterways on my 19m Dutch barge. An amateur Photographer & writer

[🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️ @andyhm99]

Cruising along the waterways of Europe.

An amateur author, photographer and a wandering spirit.

I’ve updated my website.
💙Website https://t.co/6W7Tc13Xtn

My written work can also be found on

❤️ literotica https://t.co/ziRPy2IUYL
💜stories on line https://t.co/RyLwDK0OST

[🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️ @andyhm99]

@Nigel_Farage Throwing something as crash as a milkshake at a moron like you should be defined as justifiable crime. It looks like the judge agrees.

[🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️ @andyhm99]

@burntredstone Well done mate . Looking forward to reading it.

[🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️ @andyhm99]

@nmcglen @thecarolemalone Just proves you are in training for this year’s Darwin Award

[Tilly McReese @TillyMcReese]

#RT please!

A few people have asked where to find the original Lora vs Reagan fight and here it is! https://t.co/7FUqT62MP1

#catfight #realfights #girlfight #hairpulling #pin #pussyclaw #titmauling

[🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️ @andyhm99]

@dags81 @MarinaPurkiss I’m assuming you are also applying to win this years Darwin Award

[🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️ @andyhm99]

@Zonadeaccidents @dom_lucre The translation is
If you are reading this - I am a leading contender for this years Darwin Award

[🏴‍☠️ The River Pirate 🏴‍☠️ @andyhm99]

This was a blast from the past.

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

Autumn is setting in along the canal.
The section above the port is now almost completely empty so the VNF can start their annual repairs. The level at the port is low but okay, but I expect will change soon. At least the VNF is saying the water levels should be back to normal by Christmas.

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

🙏 #RT
As the nights draw in, find yourself a comfy chair in front of a warm fire and read LIVING PROOF.

https://t.co/e0JDhDUgfr - UK
https://t.co/p0JIU9wkTx - USA
https://t.co/cpY9TGfprg - CAN
https://t.co/iza8JrKCVB - AU

An anniversary vacation at an exclusive tropical resort. Only who do you trust, where your friends could also be your worst nightmare.

#romancethriller #politicalthriller #friendsnotfriends

@TillyMcReese @MeNigeStew @JustJaneWrites @burntredstone

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

Good morning Hooman, it is time to get up and adore your living goddess.
#shipscat
@TillyMcReese @AlbaZevon @zivafey @femfightfan81 @HotGirlDoinStuf @LilithValeNYC

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

Today is a day of mixed emotions. It should have been my 40th anniversary with this amazing woman, but fate decreed it wasn’t to be.
I look back of the 21 years we did get with a heavy mix of emotions. Happy memories, sad ones and a vast array of those moments that will forever remain with me
Rest In Peace Ros and know you will not be forgotten.

[Tilly McReese @TillyMcReese]

#RT 🙏🏻

Not only is @sumikowrestles the quintessential brat schoolgirl, she also has the power to mesmerize➡️
https://t.co/xMNXSSy3PB

#girlgirl #kissing #breastworship #footworship #lesbiandomination #mesmerize #taboo #schoolgirl #miniskirt #socks #lingerie

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

And a couple more images from the last shoot with the impeccable @TillyMcReese

Where the model meets #boatlife

[Tilly McReese @TillyMcReese]

We did a spot of guerilla shooting today! Perfect weather in the south of France. Always a fun time @AuthorAndyhm

If you haven’t done so already, pick up a copy of Andy’s debut novel Living Proof:

https://t.co/MaUUUYTcqi 🇬🇧
https://t.co/F0rj5vtNh5 🇺🇸
https://t.co/ODqM3yfYRB 🇨🇦
https://t.co/2Z4WIXBPlb 🇦🇺

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

Living Proof - Amazon links for the book .
https://t.co/9oLARcBny5 - UK
https://t.co/Ru3faQHFuK - USA
https://t.co/dIY11Uaegf - CAN
https://t.co/5KJqXZfFoX - OZ

After the storm comes the romance, heartbreak and intrigue at an exclusive Caribbean resort

[Tied Tales @TiedTales]

https://t.co/KmboReBKee @TillyMcReese @LondonEvans19 @kodyevans21

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

There is still time for you to purchase ‘Living Proof’. A book for all seasons, not just the summer.

Amazon links.
https://t.co/9dSZ4rSzDS - UK
https://t.co/jNAN4hAiSy - USA
https://t.co/8y50UxFzS8 - CAN
https://t.co/LpDvMVmAGq - OZ

#romanticthriller #politicalintrigue

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

Looks like September is going to be a great month. All this and it’s my birthday on the 30th

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

The amazing @TillyMcReese A photo edit for her last stay on the boat. Waiting for the rain to stop so we could cruise down the river.

#boatlife #rivercruising #Aquitaine

@HotGirlDoinStuf @HeroineUniverse @AlbaZevon @ParisNaughtyLuv @zivafey @SadieHolmesxxx @femfightfan81

[✍️ Andyhm ✍️ The wandering spirit @AuthorAndyhm]

In addition to the ebook, the paperback is available on Amazon. A great summer read, it’s time to order your copy

🇬🇧 https://t.co/9dSZ4rSzDS
🇺🇸 https://t.co/jNAN4hAiSy
🇨🇦 https://t.co/8y50UxFzS8
Aus https://t.co/1OFUemqg3q

#mystery #murder #thriller #romance #friendship