Andrew Jones

I’m.... me

[Andrew Jones @andyjuk]

@Keir_Starmer The same can’t be said for your premiership and ability to answer questions

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@thenec £20 to park a car? At least Dick Turpin wore a mask!

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@Keir_Starmer do you EVER actually answer a question

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@GreggsOfficial forget the chicken roll, bring back the steak and cheese roll! That was 🔥

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@PrimeVideo the amount of adverts you are now putting into a paid for service is getting bloody stupid

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@TheTab if I ever see a search result from your domain, well done - I will be skipping past it. Your site is unreadable with the amount of adverts and pop ups

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@TNLUK more and more I’m convinced that your app is coded to log people out if the random number generator comes up with a large prize so they have to log back in and get a new number and a loss.

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@RachelReevesMP @UKParliament The ONLY thing you have delivered for me is increased taxes, increased bills, increased cost of living and decreased available income AGAIN. how much MORE of a "contribution" will you expect me to make?

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@giffgaff I need to report a fraudulent account, you have no telephone numbers (ironic for a telecoms company), your AI tells me to fill out a form, but the form is locked behind a login for customers. How exactly am I supposed to report this to you?

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@DavidLammy Perhaps, somewhere in the Library of the House of Commons, there exists a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary so you can remind yourself of the definition of the word "Answer" but then politicians hate saying things they can be held to don't they

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@AlanSamways1 Look on Reddit - people have said that there rules they need to follow - minimum 3 cities per week, must make contact, must use the bank card otherwise yeah - 3 weeks camping somewhere doesn’t make good TV

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@mgordonwalker Not as bad as the “Helicopter extraction” from the roof of a car park in birmingham city centre in season 4. A car park that has bloody lamp posts that make it impossible to land there!

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@McDonaldsUK you get rid of the bacon roll and don’t even offer the crap sausage sandwich as a meal. Do you not want customers anymore?

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@tado @JimmyLarson1888 You seem to be neglecting to mention that if you want your radiator valves to do something basic like to be able to call for heat then the subscription is required. So the strong net positive is to your profits as without a subscription the valves are just expensive dumb ones

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@EnglishHeritage Your members area login doesnt work, your password reset doesnt work, noone answers the phones and you can only cancel your membership once a year - how exactly am I meant to do that?

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@bppulseuk have I REALLY just been asked to send a screen recording of me entering my payment card information over email to highlight an issue with your app? Have you never heard of PCI standards???

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@CadentGasLtd how does a single sign advising of works equate to advance notice of a complete road closure? This is the THIRD TIME you have dug this same piece of road up. Once again - maximum disruption for apparently nothing. What a joke!

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@FedExEurope is there a culture of dishonesty toward customers within FedEx?

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@Fort_Shopping I got a parking ticket waiting for someone to reverse out
Of a parking space yet not one of your camera wielding car park monitors are anywhere to be seen when someone sits on the double yellows for 20 minutes having a chat

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@EvansCycles If you dont stock a frame size for a bike, am i better off going elsewhere or can you order them?