Andy King

Filmmaker. News Junkie. Filth City. Fargo. The Amazing Gayl Pile. “Make sure he’s not crossing the street when I’m driving” — Doug Ford

[Andy King @andykin9]

Filth City is now available on @tubi!

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@atrupar

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@Acyn Party of woke vs party of broke

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@TheRickWilson Jesse Watters is not gonna like that leg cross

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

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@atrupar Seems like his main obsession is how secure it is from attack — and how well equipped the bunker is… clearly he’s never leaving.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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@atrupar I think we should wait for the results of the paranormal investigation before we point any fingers

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@Acyn In one sentence: It will open automatically, we will open it, we don’t use it.

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@FPWellman @atrupar Because he can’t get a security clearance but Trump wants him there. Feels like something the media should mention?

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

Sam Altman in a nutshell, @newyorker:

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

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@TheRickWilson IDK I think deep down Ted Cruz probably hates himself too

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@RonFilipkowski In reality he would have repeated their propaganda and cut off arms sales to Great Britain

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He admitted it!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Burgum: What we might consider our traditional allies from Europe have been less than reliable. The closer they are to Russia, the more aligned they are with President Trump.

[Andy King @andykin9]

@atrupar You can say it, but it won’t make any sense

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@atrupar No you can’t actually

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No you can’t say both actually

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: You said the war is 'very complete.' But your defense secretary says 'this is just the beginning.' So which is it?

TRUMP: You could say both

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

DHS made a massive purchase of 2,500 new custom marked ICE vehicles that are now sitting in parking garages because nobody wants to use them: “ICE has never had marked vehicles. We don’t want to use these - we can’t.” https://t.co/zsupDsexpF

[Andy King @andykin9]

Feels like there’s gotta be a better design for robotic snow removal than a forklifted humanoid torso using a hand shovel.

[Interesting @interestingaf]

Reflex Robotics is testing a robot designed to handle real-world manual labor, such as snow shoveling ☃️@NYCMayor