Andrew

reality’s tight if the music is right

[harry @hjsedits]

best pulisic moment since this

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I just watched England fucking DIE ON THE FIELD on the ROAD at the TOP OF A MOUNTAIN for their country only to see this team play like SCARED CHILDREN at HOME with a BRIBE ADVANTAGE

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Christian P. is arriving with your order.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

are you sure about that

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Every country on earth would unhesitatingly also bribe FIFA to allow their top goalscorer to keep playing, don't let any of them make you feel bad about that.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

me, the first time i tasted tacos al pastor:

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

“I was just talking to Kevin O’Connell.”

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

Supreme Court Justices watched the USMNT vs. Paraguay game and decided we needed more Baloguns. W

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[steve ceruti @Ceruti]

Is the Travelers the 5th major? People are asking.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Moltisanti summer

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Added College band music to US Goals to show we need at least a pep band at the World Cup.

The aura is insane!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Argentina players after scoring a goal against Austria today

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

The year of the liberal golfer can only hope to be contained at this point.

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

The USGA needs to actively try to lose the golf course tomorrow.