Andy Nelson

@matthewbiggar is a phony, but a silly and whimsical one at that

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

It’s cool how every school has quirky things they do:

MSU protects the Sparty statue

At Michigan they don’t walk on the block M

At Grand Valley girls don’t talk to me

[chance @chanceposts]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

me if wanting nothing but the absolute best for my boys was illegal

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

if taylor swift dated kyle pitts instead of travis kelce, swifties would be having a very different introduction to football right now,

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

@wesleynelson11 @ChampagneAnyone Forreal me in the corner of the double wide

[Chris Kolarevic @chriskolarevic]

First CFL tackle 🤟

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

I just need a girl boss queen who totally slays

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

@bramer_lauren Thank you for retweeting my tweet so I can re read my tweet that I tweeted!

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

Oppenheimer? I hardly know ‘er!

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

Scientists have never seen someone as handsome as him. He must be studied

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Hi sharks, I’m here today to ask for $20 for Chipotle

[Hamilton Tiger-Cats @Ticats]

We have signed:
- 🇨🇦 LB Enoch Penney-Laryea
- 🇺🇸 LB Chris Kolarevic

🗞| https://t.co/TRhtyEClOW

#Ticats | #CFL

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

364 days until the next national girlfriend day

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

@tspiggg @RoastHimJim

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

This is who the Pistons are drafting tonight. Isn’t he handsome

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

@DxGoeddeke

[Geds @DxGoeddeke]

5 likes and i get back on the horse👀

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

AndyNelson9, because the other 8 attempts were made of butter and melted, so this go round we made him out of the same ingredients as the McDouble.

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

The mere existence of a “cookie jar” implies that taking a cookie for myself would be welcome. Yet here I am being told I “stole” it, and now I ruined the function?

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

@tspiggg Hey

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

@korxxy He is handsome !😄

[Andy Nelson @AndyNelson9]

Two years in the “high paced office setting” today. I’ve never felt better 😃