Andy Wolff

Puns are cool

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@_ziggyyyyyy Just one thing missing now

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@qandjuice Quinn these tweets have been bangers

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@qandjuice It's really hard to fit both your hands in the same pocket, so this makes a lot of sense to me

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@nedenspace I'd give Zack Wealwell tbh. He's solid

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@qandjuice Did you try negative v

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@abbadabberss Dinosaurs and prehistoric ferns after 70 million years be like

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@_Mathsy literally me fr

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@mothmanlovesyou They weren't any smarter than normal fish and they really outnumber us

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

Just woke up from a dream of a world where fish could vote.

A chilling thought.

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

Showed up early to something and am parked pretty far off in a massive empty parking lot and someone just parked next to me

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

I hope the guy who invented the idea of putting bread around something and calling it a sandwich did okay. He earned it with that one. Hope he was given a minor position of nobility, maybe an earl or something. That would be sweet

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

No matter what you do, do NOT say the word "wizard" in taco bell

Worst mistake of my life

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

He's literally me fr

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@_Mathsy Is this a sentiment or a threat

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@gboerger9 Me when I'm debating using snapchat

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

I was in a submarine once but we couldn't stay under for long because it was going to rain and the captain didn't want the submarine to get wet

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

It's really strange that hockey games can just have massive fights start in them, but it would be even weirder if you were in a massive fight and a hockey game broke out

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

@mothmanlovesyou This seems like a really good reaction image

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

Just got whammed on VETERANS DAY

May as well throw out my calendar now

[Andy Wolff @andyonthenet]

neville