darth boobs

tantric sex master

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if you buy a big table, you must also buy many seats

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anyone want to go grab londo at tanta later?

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now that’s i’m 24 i think it’s time i have my wicked phase

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@idiotic_syndic sorry for asking :(

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they need to stop saying nanobubbler technology that’s my research interest and i don’t want it associated with these mofos

[U.S. Interior Press @interiorpress47]

The advanced nanobubbler technology very effectively killed the algae that has plagued every Lincoln Reflecting Pool reopening—most infamously Obama's reopening—since 1922.

The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool—just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf.

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@daftgirlpunk @Sugarfreerex1 i like the idea clare #justiceforlemonysnicketsaseriesofunfortunateevents

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i can’t believe that’s how you spell vinaigrette. they just change that or smth??

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@yerbaminty @dramaticshen i heard chris pratt is firestar!!

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@KissMeThruDafoe @daftgirlpunk clare herself was on office hours once. black sheep and tim go wayyy back

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really starting to get the appeal of young sheldon clips

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the most passive voice ever: “it was remembered that it was said one time that i like ass”

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@Sugarfreerex1 have you ever heard of sonic the hedgehog

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if you’re a big jim carrey fan, hit me up cause i’ve got something for you

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@Sugarfreerex1 are you planning to watch lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events starring jim carrey as count olaf?

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oh my god am i pete repeat

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what if YOU wanted to eat PIZZA but there was a BUG on it

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those are all the things i thought about tweeting during the bts concert but didn’t because i was living in the moment #army

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i’m glad bts had fun tonight. i’m going to cherish that memory forever. and i hope they get home safe too!!

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i didnt realize bts was so sexy. i kind of get it now

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bts has a couple of beautiful lesbians in it

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why was bts giving war flashbacks tonight. their military service changed them…

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bts ranking

1. RM
2. Blondie
3. The one that wore the Stanford hat tonight
4-7. Rest of ehm