Andy Parker

ITIL pragmatist, bass player, hockey umpire and occasional Cookie Monster. Exploring the worlds of ITSM, IT4IT, DevOps and agile IT in my new role with whyaye!.

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

@TheStourbridge Looking forward to coming to visit you on Saturday!

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@SoVeryBritish If it’s up there, I’ll give you the money - Family Fortunez

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@SkyCricket with reference to the number of no-balls bowled by SA, it would be good to know how many runs have been scored off the extra deliveries that needed to be bowled?

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@JustEatUK appalling service today. It’s almost 2 hours since placed order and nothing! Support is useless as well as no response in 30 minutes. Refund time please?

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@seetickets @glastonbury 49 minutes since your last update. Seriously pathetic! It's #Glastonbury, of course it's going to be busy! Time for a better way! #GlastoTicketBallot

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

@YodelOnline how hard is it deliver a parcel? 3 days and you still can’t seem to do it! Even after a chat which assured me all was ok #useless

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@GWRHelp I hope you’ve got a plan to get all the passengers who are at Westbury heading to Bristol Temple Meads there? Way more people than the train can accommodate!

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@markpearn3 @FIH_Hockey Time to make deliberately coming off your feet for any reason an offence. I know the penalises attackers trying to score, but same risks at both ends.

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@Nigelrefowens End of an era.... and remember this is not soccer!

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@railssheffield Any news on the ETA for the Railfreight Red Speedlink VGAs?

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@Hermesparcels It's been a week since you apparently had a parcel for me... it would be nice for me to get it!

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

@jimalkhalili Well... until you open the fridge, you won't know if the beer has been drunk or not!

[Michael Dortch @DortchOnIT]

If you know @Gartner_inc, you should be laughing already. If you don't yet get it, read it more slowly and carefully while you think about your past three months or so. There ya go...
🤣
#LaughingInPlace

[Andrew Vermes @VermesAndrew]

Problem Management is more than correcting root cause. It's about preventing potential losses in the millions and thousands of hours of misery and wasted effort. More at the
@itSMFUK masterclass next week:
https://t.co/Os27p5uxJu

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

@ITSMPenguin Really just want one of them to have an umbrella saying 'follow me!'

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

@SDIEmily Hello from the wilderness. Be good to catch up as I'd love to get back involved with SDI now I don't have a vendor tag around my neck!

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

I'm back in Twitterland sporting a very striking shade of purple!

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

@Hermesparcels like it appears so many others, my parcel is showing as delivered and there is nothing! With three people home and an obvious place to leave them, someone is not telling the truth! PS Holly is useless... only tells me what I know from website. #sortitout

[Andy Parker @AndyRAParker]

@jimalkhalili Splitters!!!!

[Jim Al-Khalili @jimalkhalili]

RIP Murray Gell-Mann.
Six flavours of quarks: up, down, strange, charm, top and bottom.
Contrast with the equally excellent names of Pratchett’s five particles of magic: up, down, sideways, sex appeal and peppermint.