ITIL pragmatist, bass player, hockey umpire and occasional Cookie Monster. Exploring the worlds of ITSM, IT4IT, DevOps and agile IT in my new role with whyaye!.
@SkyCricket with reference to the number of no-balls bowled by SA, it would be good to know how many runs have been scored off the extra deliveries that needed to be bowled?
@JustEatUK appalling service today. It’s almost 2 hours since placed order and nothing! Support is useless as well as no response in 30 minutes. Refund time please?
@GWRHelp I hope you’ve got a plan to get all the passengers who are at Westbury heading to Bristol Temple Meads there? Way more people than the train can accommodate!
@markpearn3@FIH_Hockey Time to make deliberately coming off your feet for any reason an offence. I know the penalises attackers trying to score, but same risks at both ends.
If you know @Gartner_inc, you should be laughing already. If you don't yet get it, read it more slowly and carefully while you think about your past three months or so. There ya go...
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#LaughingInPlace
Problem Management is more than correcting root cause. It's about preventing potential losses in the millions and thousands of hours of misery and wasted effort. More at the
@itSMFUK masterclass next week:
https://t.co/Os27p5uxJu
@Hermesparcels like it appears so many others, my parcel is showing as delivered and there is nothing! With three people home and an obvious place to leave them, someone is not telling the truth! PS Holly is useless... only tells me what I know from website. #sortitout
RIP Murray Gell-Mann.
Six flavours of quarks: up, down, strange, charm, top and bottom.
Contrast with the equally excellent names of Pratchett’s five particles of magic: up, down, sideways, sex appeal and peppermint.