J. Andy

Watchmaker, problem solver, game player.

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

i love my job at the falling asleep during meetings factory

[Brian Baez @MentallyDivine]

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

The number of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills:

Canada - 0
Australia- 0
France - 0
Sweden - 0
Norway - 0
Spain - 0
Denmark - 0
Portugal - 0
UK - 0
Japan - 0
Finland - 0
Iceland - 0
Germany - 0

United States - 326,000

Nobody wants to be the 51st state.

[Terra Nil 🌲 AVAILABLE NOW @Terra_Nil]

Animal path finding improvements are going great!

[Reductress @Reductress]

New Haircut Puts Woman Back on Track to Achieve All Her Dreams: https://t.co/xwXEaxY9xh

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

A threatened clown will recede into its nose, and wait, sometimes for decades, in the safety of that impenetrable sphere. Clown-hunting predators must therefore rely on ambush

[Reductress @Reductress]

REPORT: People Don’t Take Enough Candid and Beautiful Photos of Me: https://t.co/8jYwCiXR6Q

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Environment of constant stimulation has turned many of us into psychological blobfish—minds explode when attentional pressure abates, become flaccid, deformed. Yeah, turn off the music. I'll compensate with three weighted blankets and a taser

[J. Andy @Andytarr]

@skabrinaaa 👀👀👀

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

best friend just confused rube goldberg with hieronymus bosch and called it "a bosch machine." always surround yourself with people who make you think about things in a different way

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A Map of Texting and Driving Fatalities in 1960

[wint @dril]

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

[redwyrm @redwyrmofficial]

The 12 Days of D&D according to the 8yo DM:

12 Druids brewing
11 Fighters fighting
10 Liches reaping
9 Baby dragons
8 Blades of killing
7 Swords for swinging
6 Priests a praying
5 Magic rings
4 Brawling bards
3 Henchmen
2 Tortle monks
And a Bastion in a giant tree.

#dnd

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I don’t get the whole anti-bad thing. What’s the alternative? Good things?

[Prismatic Wasteland @PrismaticWastes]

People debate adding “what is a TTRPG” sections for folks new to the hobby, but rarely adding “what this TTRPG is *not*” for those who have played just one (you know which) TTRPG and bring a lot of attendant baggage with them to their next game that’s better left behind

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the Pluto TV "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" channel stays on during sex

[J. Andy @Andytarr]

Just another old white guy calling me naughty.

[Reductress @Reductress]

REPORT: Santa Not Cool With Ethical Non Monogamy: https://t.co/PNoDjyEe11

[Everything Dice 🎲✨ @EVERYTHINGDICE]

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[Tom Nihilism @ShinobiShiro]

Just a quick thing I did.