Andy

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[Andy @AndyWhite35]

When the ‘keeper decides to go for a walk.. 🚀

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Cunha is a national hero for that. Can't let those satanists get away with that corner bullshit forever. Play football you pussies

[Amad @Amaddiallo_19]

Enjoy KID 😉

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Defoe:

“Pedri plays in a museum. Bruno plays in a war zone. One keeps the ball. The other decides games. Swap them & Pedri drowns in Manchester noise. Bruno in Barca? Lewa gets fed, La Liga gets more exciting, & the assist charts get rewritten.”

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

They're referring to them as "the five" like they escaped fox river prison. 😭😭😭

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Manchester United.

[courtney @crtl77]

it’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run instagram account

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

This is absolutely brilliant… 🤣👏

[AB @CarelessAB]

it ain’t never been that hot

[Jace @retroJACE]

ok hear me out... Summer really is the worst season. just has really good PR.

[brian berkman @BrianBerkman]

oh my fuck.

[Hitomi_pipi @Itsocalton]

Happy Father's Day

[Skuyler @skuyler_]

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me

[🛸 @tufthug]

To the men rebuilding quietly: your time is coming, stay locked in.

[Andy @AndyWhite35]

Why am I seeing Jordan Henderson playing for England in 2025?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Life’s a book… each day being a page leading to the next.. phases of life come and go like chapters.. not every character/job/idea has to appear in every chapter. Some things are perfect for the story when it’s needed.. and then disappear as just a fond memory. A pivotal influence to get from one era to the next…

Don’t be scared to end a chapter and start anew.. you’re gonna have to do it eventually anyways.

And always remember to check with the mirror every once in a while and make sure your book is one that makes you happy.. and if it’s not, change direction.. I think that you’re allowed to do that.. we have NO IDEA when the final page is being written.. with no sequels. ‘Tis our only chance at this thing here.

I appreciate you all so much for everything. I’m living the dumbest book of all time.. trying to figure it all aht as I go..

#UpToSomethingSZN

[Raphaël Varane @raphaelvarane]

Thank you, football. 🤍

[Andy @AndyWhite35]

@AdamCurry_ 🤦🏻‍♂️ Bunch of jokers. He’s not even the best centre forward we’ve had, never mind player.

[Andy @AndyWhite35]

Harry Kane is finished at international level, he can’t move. Can’t press. Like having a mannequin up front.

It’s alright doing it against a bunch of builders from San Marino. Invisible against good teams.